What not to say to someone who just tried sushi?
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Chosun One
ANSWERS: 12
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Have you seen my bogey collection? I'm sure I left it just here...
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Haha that was a puffer fish!! you have 2 minutes to live!
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ermm.. did you ate sushi? :P
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Omg shi* did no one tell you? Sushi isnt made out of fish anymore. Protesters banned it, so they get their ingredients from vets and use parts of other animals- you know the bits they dont want after castration.
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If someone were to say " the words Throw-Up -- I'm hittin' the restroom --
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"Damn, where did Goldie my goldfish go?"
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here, try this guacamole =]
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Some of that tuna is RAW, you know - wonder how many days since it was caught. Did you smell it first?
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It was just a couple days past the expiration time
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"Bloody nasty ain't it , threw up for three days when I had it !! "
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You might have to be a bit older to remember this: Smells like a fish? Have a dish!
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Say, what's that sheep's intestine doing in with the squid?
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