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Wow! Almost as good as _________ (place an "ex's" name in here...and you are toast!)
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Wow, that was great, Emily (when your girlfriend's/wife's name is Rachel).
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Wow !! That was almost as good as a do it yourself appentectomy .
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is it in yet? why does it burn? this reminds me of your sister? thats my belly button where the condom go? Christina is those balls?
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Are we done yet.
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One more time. This time with feeling. 'Cause I sure as hell didn't feel anything.
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How was your day at work, hon?
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Ummm...Yawn?..LOL
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Is that it?
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Oh, by the way, the doctor confirmed I'm positive. Sorry.
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During: Hey, do you smell anything weird. After: Wow, that was exactly like waiting for the bus in the rain.
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*Umm- Is it in yet? When are we starting? *Ooh, I was thinking about what to make for dinner tomorrow, and I was thinking... (on, and on, and on) *What should I wear tomorrow? *Ooh, Look! Letterman's on, you got 5 minutes! *I'll give that one a 2.5 out of 10. The .5 was for knowing where to stick it. *You're telling me- THAT (looking at his happy stick) is IT? *Looking very sad* This is a joke right? Where's Ashton? *Was it as bad for you as it was for me? Cause- that was REALLY bad. *weird, awkward laugh* *Oh, jeez! I knew beer made people prettier, but DAWMN. I should have gotten an IV full of beer or something, cause wow- YOU'RE UGLY!
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Where'd it go!
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they need to send you back to the minors to work on yout skills.
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Can we hurry this up I need to check on answerbag for recent answers!!!!
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*snooooooooooooooorrrreeee* uh wha? Oh... Oooh baby... *snoooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee*
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where's the remote for the T.V.?
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Durng sex..Did I tell you the doctor called and said the rabbit died..You might be the father.
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during...'honey do you think you could slide to the left your in front of the tv" after...."have you ever thought of taking viagra'??
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That was....interesting?
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Your sister was better.
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wrong hole asshole!!!!! that was it!!! Damn the popcorn is not even finish yet. (husband):oooh..micheal (wife):what?!? (husband):I said michelle Are you finish yet ZZZZZZZ!!!!
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UM, HUN DID YOU WIPE AFTER YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM YOUR TOO CLOSE CAN YOU DO THAT SOME PLACE ELSE DO YOU REALLY FIND IT NECESSARY TO PUT YOUR FINGER THERE TOO GOD ONE THING AT A TIME GEESH HURRY UP MY PROGRAM IS ON
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Get off me you suck.
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honey do you see that redlight in the ceiling
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Are you sure that was your penis I felt or your pinky finger?
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I once called someone by their brother's name during sex. That didn't go over well...
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"Wait..whats your name again?" lol
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The worst thing is to say that was great Jason when his name is paul Woops!
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GET OUT !!!
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can i go to the toilet now? x
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Where shall i leave the cash?
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Happy Birthday, Grandma!
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Hehehe I've a nickname for you: Loosey Goosey!
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During: This is getting a little boring. After: Oh right! I just forgot. Those condoms were expired by a few months.
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ok, so mike's monday...ted's tuesday...wayne is wedsnesday, tim's thursday, fred's friday,sam is saterday and sunday is church. i can fit you inbetween ted and wayne next week or would you like to share?
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ever think about those male enhancement pills? cause really... i think you could benefit. At least make yourself a LITTLE less limp...
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I have two worsts: You are not very good at this are you? and Should we wait until it gets bigger, or is this it?
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Are you done? Thank god... or Get off me!
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"I just peed." or "I'm really a man."
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this is a real one: after we were done my bf turns over and says so what were we watching i was so pissed
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How Much is this this gonna cost? I only have 5 bucks!
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sorry that was my first time
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was that a echo i just heard
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Can you make change for a $5?
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keep it down my mum is a light sleeper!
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In the throes of pleasure, your ex's or some other guy's name. Your own father's name is bad, his father's name is worse.
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I have to fart!
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Your done already???!!! Did you pay the mortgage? Oh no!! one of the kids was at the door!
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"Next !"
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The guy last night was better...
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Happy birthday Grandma!!!!! So, when do you turn one? Hey, is that cheese?
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haha I got some more... say cheese!!! That was my belly button a$$-hole! is that somebody blinking in the closet picks up phone:ay stan I won the bet go to dr. Stan O'riley he can get those cleared right up...Dr. Stan O'riley is my dad Do you smell popcorn ahhhh! I'm on fire Wait til the parent-teacher meeting when I tell your parents...what a bad boy you been!
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I got to go take a shower NOW! I liked the porn video better! your doing it wrong My ex was better then you last night!
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Felt like sandpaper...
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Oh I thought you were done...
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ive had better, like your brother.
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"what's your name?"
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"what's your name?"
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Are you on the pill?
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ahhh what happen to the condom???
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your sister was better
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I'm gonna throw up...look out!
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Welcome to the world of aids!
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Sex always gives me intestinal gas...
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is that it?
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did you just fart?
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I'm filming this, by the way
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are you done yet?
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Someone else's name.
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you can't tell i used to have a penis can you!!!
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Are you in yet??
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the wrong name
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You shouldn't say Gina you are so wonderful when your g/f/wif's name is Marie
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"I'm bored. You're boring me."
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Are you done yet, are you done yet, are you done YET? Or, yawwwnnnn.
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I'm beginning to itch even more than usual down there.
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I miss my ex
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Here is my top 12. 1. you woke me up for that? 2. just use your finger its bigger 3. of course I don't love you 4. stop making those faces..there too funny 5. Hurry up, I'm late for a date. 6. I hope you don't expect a raise for this? 7. A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time 8. how much do I owe you 9. stop moaning you sound stupid 10.Is that smell coming from you 11.on second thoughts lets turn off the lights 12.I hope you're as good looking when I'm sober. *BONUS* Smile for the camera
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hurry up and get it over with
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Anything like Borat's "Your vagin hangs lose like sleeve of wizard".
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Done already! Wow i didnt even notice you put it in.
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how about this..oooh ahhhh i'm cummming...whooo thats was great.....whoo!...oh shoot where's the condom at?!?
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how about this..oooh ahhhh i'm cummming...whooo thats was great.....whoo!...oh shoot where's the condom at?!?
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Is that a raisin? No honey.........thats my scrotum.
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Yoo my numbah one!
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I am sorry, but that is just plain annoying.
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hey hunny wan to see some sexy pictures
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NEXT!!!
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How do you feel about kids?
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I know this sounds horrible but this happend to my best friend. He said his dad died of AIDS. WHat the hell, that should have been a BEFORE comment.
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"Whoooooooo-oooo" The Rick Flair(wrestling people will know more about this, I didn't know anything about Rick Flair before my buddy, Jared, at work told me this). It's when you have sex in the Cowgirl position, and then, at the moment she starts having her "fun", you give her a broadstroke backhand to the side of the head(supposedly Rick Flair's trademark move) and yell "Whoooo-ooooo"
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OHH YOU THE BEST HONEY...THE BEST I EVER HAD....THEN ASTON KUTCHER AND THE CAMERA CREW COME AND SAY YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!
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stop! i need to talk to you about something. (mid-sex is always the best time for talking about feelings.)
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are ya in yet ?
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Come on, your mum was much better than this!
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I'm getting bored...
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Are you done yet?
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eeewwwww, do ya think ya ma can still hear us..........eeeeewwww, is that ya pa makin a cuppa? For buggers sake, ya gotta move out of ya olds!
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"Um, who the hell are you?"
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