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by radiofan92 on June 6th, 2007
Wow, that was great, Emily (when your girlfriend's/wife's name is Rachel).
by Keysha on June 6th, 2007
Oh, by the way, the doctor confirmed I'm positive. Sorry.
by Znicest on June 6th, 2007
is it in yet?
why does it burn?
this reminds me of your sister?
thats my belly button
where the condom go?
Christina is those balls?
by Znicest on August 29th, 2007
Here is my top 12.
1. you woke me up for that?
2. just use your finger its bigger
3. of course I don't love you
4. stop making those faces..there too funny
5. Hurry up, I'm late for a date.
6. I hope you don't expect a raise for this?
7. A second time? I barely stayed awake the first time
8. how much do I owe you
9. stop moaning you sound stupid
10.Is that smell coming from you
11.on second thoughts lets turn off the lights
12.I hope you're as good looking when I'm sober.
*BONUS* Smile for the camera
by unknown on June 6th, 2007
During: Hey, do you smell anything weird.
After: Wow, that was exactly like waiting for the bus in the rain.
by Redundant on June 6th, 2007
Is that it?
by Starmaster on June 6th, 2007
Wow! Almost as good as _________ (place an "ex's" name in here...and you are toast!)
by R U Sirius on August 29th, 2007
Is that a raisin? No honey.........thats my scrotum.
by RoboWar on June 6th, 2007
How was your day at work, hon?
by NikonRob Goodbye on June 6th, 2007
Are we done yet.
by Cashboxer on June 4th, 2009
Your almost as good as your brother!
by pagan-babe on October 30th, 2007
Well if your having sex with david,you shouldnt say ooooo peter!!!
LOL
get you in a lot of trouble!!!! :)
by Penny The Wise on June 6th, 2007
*Umm- Is it in yet? When are we starting?
*Ooh, I was thinking about what to make for dinner tomorrow, and I was thinking... (on, and on, and on)
*What should I wear tomorrow?
*Ooh, Look! Letterman's on, you got 5 minutes!
*I'll give that one a 2.5 out of 10. The .5 was for knowing where to stick it.
*You're telling me- THAT (looking at his happy stick) is IT? *Looking very sad* This is a joke right? Where's Ashton?
*Was it as bad for you as it was for me? Cause- that was REALLY bad. *weird, awkward laugh*
*Oh, jeez! I knew beer made people prettier, but DAWMN. I should have gotten an IV full of beer or something, cause wow- YOU'RE UGLY!
by Anonymous on June 6th, 2007
Wow !! That was almost as good as a do it yourself appentectomy .
by Anonymous on June 4th, 2009
Did you come yet?!
by TheMan--- on June 4th, 2009
I used to be a man
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 6th, 2007
One more time. This time with feeling. 'Cause I sure as hell didn't feel anything.
by DukeG on October 16th, 2009
You remind me of my Mom!
by Violet on August 7th, 2009
be quiet, my girlfriend's calling
by Piggle on June 4th, 2009
Is it in yet?
by GuitarPlayer92 on October 30th, 2007
"I have gonorrhea. Just throwing it out there."
by The Sun on October 30th, 2007
"LOL, boobies!"
by lizizhere on June 6th, 2007
Can we hurry this up I need to check on answerbag for recent answers!!!!
by Ditto on June 4th, 2009
Paul used to do that but he was a lot better.
by Takei-Shihan on October 30th, 2007
What do you think about the (local sports team's name) chances are of winning the (name of award for championship in that sport) this year ???
__________
... or worse ...
"Why do you do it that way ... ??? ... Your mom had better suction, and your sister did that thing with her tongue, but of course, you know what I mean ... "
by the_truth_of_the_gov on October 30th, 2007
Well if its with your wife
"Wow that $50 was way worth it"
the wrong name
"I know someone that could teach you alot"
by Elleonora on June 21st, 2007
I have two worsts:
You are not very good at this are you? and
Should we wait until it gets bigger, or is this it?
by sleidman on June 6th, 2007
Where'd it go!
by Omfgitzjelly on August 7th, 2009
Him: Stop if i call my gf right now and break up with her will you go out with me?
Me: omg, do you have to call her right noww?? can we finishh?
Him: oh yea, of course!
hahaha
by Shortqueen on June 30th, 2009
"Did I mention that I have herpes?"
by Felicia on June 4th, 2009
can u hurry up, my mom will be home soon
by Eidelweiss on June 4th, 2009
I can do this so much better by myself..
Where's that vibrator?
by everton on June 4th, 2009
mmmmmmmmmmmm its only small but at least youve got 21 stone to push it in with
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on June 4th, 2009
I really want to meet your parents soon..
by Elllie on June 4th, 2009
Can you pass the remote, I think Cagney and Lacey are coming on LOL
by twist and shout on June 4th, 2009
Your not nearly as good as my ex!
by bowlermommy07 on June 4th, 2009
the wrong guy's name
by jls on June 4th, 2009
Try to last 10 more seconds I'm timing the rice I'm boiling.
by DwarfClown on June 17th, 2008
I have several "worst things"--(1) Is it in already? (during) (2) Aren't you glad my Clamydia cleared up? (during) (3) The ceiling needs painting (during) (4) I shaved my legs for this? (after) (5) Is it over? (after)
by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on October 30th, 2007
"Honey will you pick up the kids from school me and --- are busy"
by Twisted Thoughts is not MIA anymore. on October 30th, 2007
Having sex with my bf, then i would definitely won't make a mistake of saying another guy's name :P
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on October 30th, 2007
smack my balls, HARD!
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on August 29th, 2007
"Whoooooooo-oooo" The Rick Flair(wrestling people will know more about this, I didn't know anything about Rick Flair before my buddy, Jared, at work told me this). It's when you have sex in the Cowgirl position, and then, at the moment she starts having her "fun", you give her a broadstroke backhand to the side of the head(supposedly Rick Flair's trademark move) and yell "Whoooo-ooooo"
by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on August 29th, 2007
You shouldn't say Gina you are so wonderful when your g/f/wif's name is Marie
by Arisztid on June 6th, 2007
*snooooooooooooooorrrreeee* uh wha? Oh... Oooh baby... *snoooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee*
by unwantedguilt on June 6th, 2007
they need to send you back to the minors to work on yout skills.
by Kierafaye on October 16th, 2009
your sister gave me chlamydia
by Anonymous on October 16th, 2009
"Will you take my personal cheque?"
+5
by TheJoker on October 16th, 2009
Well, your sister was definitely better!
by Jade on August 8th, 2009
STOP MOVING!! (for the record..I was to be perfectly still)
I bought him an inflatable doll and sent his ass packing along with my best wishes on a perfect relationship.
Have you ever masturbated in front of another person or other people?
by nas88car on February 10th, 2012
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Does pre-cum contain sperm? can you get pregnant from just that? even if he hasn't cum?
by Stephaneeza on February 9th, 2012
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Ladies your first time knotted, did the dog force you? Many have been. Did you go back for more after/
by oldminer on February 10th, 2012
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Do women who where high heels seem to have more sex appeal than those who dont?
by Sincer22 on February 9th, 2012
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Have you ever been tied to your bed?
by nas88car on February 10th, 2012
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I see dead man.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 6th, 2007
Someone's been watching a little friends... :P
by Penny The Wise on June 6th, 2007
You know, if you wouldn't have said that I wouldn't have caught it.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 6th, 2007
Hahahahah
by Penny The Wise on June 6th, 2007
lol I missed that too.
by unknown on June 6th, 2007
Cept, he had it backwards, which makes me think radiofan92 has a little bit of a "thing" for miss Jennifer Aniston. :P
by Penny The Wise on June 6th, 2007
So did Jay. He had to get every season. Always denied it. Said it was because it was funny, but the drool gave it away.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 6th, 2007
They always do. :P
I loved Friends too.
by Penny The Wise on June 7th, 2007
I know. He even had that god awful vampire movie Alyssa Milano did and talked his sister into naming her daughter that. Now that one was plain to all. You would have got a kick out of Gavin and him watching them. They'd be sitting on the couch side by side. Daddy would have a diet Dr.Pepper, Gavin would have a bottle. They would even laugh at the same parts.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 7th, 2007
:)
by Penny The Wise on June 9th, 2007
And Emily is your sister's name!
by Boycott on June 4th, 2008
Oh, and it just gets worse.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on June 4th, 2008
Or "Roger"...
by Amorphous Blob on September 30th, 2008
oh wow that would be awkward
by Anonymous on November 13th, 2009