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oh I'm sorry I was just commenting on the last topic. that was my opinion on that "It Stunk Just like my Fart"
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"Can we have a moment of silence, someone just died in the room." "Sorry, my ass has a mind of its own." "I believe someone is at the door."
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I'm proud of that!
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You guys are the wind beneath my cheeks.
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Look at my boss and say "Have that one on me!"
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Probably just "Excuse me." However I heard a funny story of a fellow named Tom, like me, who was teaching a class and someone flatulated. The expulsion of air sounded like his name in his ear and he kept askin who called his name ... to the point of insisting. After that, all of the people there started referring to farting as "talking to Tom."
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I would blame it on the woman sitting next to me, then move to another chair.
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