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sloroller
ANSWERS: 100
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Oops, should have thought that out better..
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"You know, I actually exist. Funny how madly imporpably the universe is, isn't it?"
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Spoken words?
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What the heck was I thinking?
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God DAMNIT!
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"Go and kill everyone who doesn't think like you. Especially people with different colored skin."
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Hail Satan!
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what???
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I love the world.
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I love bigotry!
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I should ve rested on the 5th, day *(friday hehe)lol
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"I don't forgive you"
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Anything at all.
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be afraid of me.
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Now, where did I leave my Universe??? I had it a minute ago!.
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Damn those homosexuals!
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yo homies im diggin the way your destroying my creation with all your fantastic global warming issues.
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"Don't worry I don't believe in me either." Well unless of course along with being all-powerful he is all-sarcastic.
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Well this turned out exactly how i planned it!
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"I like christians, they're just like me".
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I don´t love you! I would recommend the reading of Conversations with God by Neale Walsch
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Welcome to Heaven, please enjoy your stay...be sure to eat the mint on your pillow, I bought WAY too many of those things!
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Gosh! Its just that bad, that I can not even say it lol.
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Welcome Osama
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I love you. You're going to hell.
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The answers to your math homework.
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I'm sorry, I made mistakes.
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What was I thinking when I created mankind.
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Oops I knew I was suppost to make Dr.Laura a mute.
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Let's see...you've got weapons, explicit sex, you've made Paris Hilton a celebrity...Hmmm...Nice job, everyone. However, if Lindsay Lohan doesn't win the Nobel Peace Prize, I'm taking you all out. Christ, I love that girl.
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"wow,(looking down on earth)i had a senior moment"
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"The Devil made me do it."
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When you can't , the Devil can
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The Atheists are actually right!
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I am fallible.
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"I hate you!"
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You may enter Bin Laden...
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two rules: no f@gs and no Jews
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"Oh lighten up! God, your SOOOOOO serious!"
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I F'd up
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Anything.
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tag, you're it.
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"Jesus H. Christ!!!"
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I'm only human!
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"I don't care."
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Give up
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Do you want fries with that?
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I hate you.
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I think i want to be a budist
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gotta get me some of that.
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a single word
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"Please organize yourself into seperate religions and proceed to spread hate and wage war in my name."
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That son of mine..............What a whiner.
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I'm not God
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'Invade Iraq!'
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Those Muslims were right all the time..
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"If it feels good, do it."
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ZOMFG SLAYER R AWESOME!!
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Anything
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Keep living in sin.
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Oops!
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Would you like fries with that?
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"For God`s sake"
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The F word. It hurts my ears, and I can only imagine how sad he gets.
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sorry
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Fuck y'all. :p
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i love strip clubs and shaking my drunken booty on the dancefloor.
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i was lying when i said i loved you
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your beyond Salvation
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I wish you had never been born! You were a mistake. I hate you. Why can't you be like your sister/brother/uncle/etc. You are so ingrateful! Could you repeat that? *Sorry, couldn't keep it at just one :)
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Go to Hell!
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Oh my God!
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I don't think I'd ever hear an empirically nonexistent being say anything. ;)
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them friggin prayers are doin my head in
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Would you like fries with that?
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Blow up some people in my name!
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God would never say that he hated his children.
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I hate fags.
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"Good job, humanity!"
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*laughs* This reminds me of an animation I saw once... http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/448/378154pm4.gif
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the platypus wasn't such a good idea after all.
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"Just kidding. This whole time you should have been praying to Buddha."
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i've never heard God say anything...actually.
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"Oops..."
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Anything
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"Go, Redskins"
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"I exist" because in my opinion he doesn't.
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"Fuck this, I'll just grow a mullet."
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I think not.
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And I went to hell and it was lovely I tell you - lovely and hot!
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"I don't exist" that would be a paradox. to say anything he must exist. by most beliefs god is perfect and deciet is not in his behavior as such he cannot lie.
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Welcome to heaven and thanks for believing in me... Bluff
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i'm coming out, you's humans really suck at hide and seek.
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"The devil made me do it."
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Oh!.., Ahhh!.., Oohhh!.., Yeah baby!.., Give it to me mama!...
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I'd better ask the wife...
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Can't
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bush WAS acting on my command
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is there something in my nose?
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Just kidding you guys suck. PWNED!!!
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