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by VandalEyes on July 18th, 2008
Anything
by The Sun on October 16th, 2007
"Please organize yourself into seperate religions and proceed to spread hate and wage war in my name."
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 29th, 2007
Oops, should have thought that out better..
by Kdmichaels on October 5th, 2007
Do you want fries with that?
by pericynthion on September 9th, 2007
Welcome Osama
by Jax is missing AB on May 29th, 2007
Hail Satan!
by thebrawl on May 29th, 2007
"Go and kill everyone who doesn't think like you. Especially people with different colored skin."
by Anonymous03 on July 30th, 2008
i was lying when i said i loved you
by Done. never again. on July 30th, 2008
Fuck y'all. :p
by LiLDoe on May 30th, 2007
I should ve rested on the 5th, day *(friday hehe)lol
by migarce on May 30th, 2007
I don´t love you! I would recommend the reading of Conversations with God by Neale Walsch
by SABOTEUR on September 9th, 2007
"The Devil made me do it."
by GeorgieGirl on May 30th, 2007
be afraid of me.
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on May 30th, 2007
"I don't forgive you"
by Keysha on May 29th, 2007
I love bigotry!
by LuckyLefty on August 4th, 2008
bush WAS acting on my command
by Greekgod on August 4th, 2008
Anything
by moobaa - feel like a duck on July 30th, 2008
i love strip clubs and shaking my drunken booty on the dancefloor.
by Ilyena on July 29th, 2008
Would you like fries with that?
by R U Sirius on October 16th, 2007
That son of mine..............What a whiner.
by Fun on May 30th, 2007
Damn those homosexuals!
by DjJavy on May 29th, 2007
What the heck was I thinking?
by letmespeak on July 30th, 2008
Oh my God!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on July 30th, 2008
I wish you had never been born!
You were a mistake.
I hate you.
Why can't you be like your sister/brother/uncle/etc.
You are so ingrateful!
Could you repeat that?
*Sorry, couldn't keep it at just one :)
by bunnyk on July 30th, 2008
"For God`s sake"
by LarryH54 on July 29th, 2008
Oops!
by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on November 5th, 2007
'Invade Iraq!'
by tomsims on October 5th, 2007
"I don't care."
by mother earth on October 5th, 2007
I'm only human!
by Joebobaloshie on May 30th, 2007
Well this turned out exactly how i planned it!
by iDeath on November 26th, 2009
Let me cure all the sick people living in squalor and destroy cancer, hm... I'll just take the riches away from the to 2 or 3% of the people in the world who seem to control all the evildoing and help the poor. As long as I'm here I'l make all weapons and other devices that cause mass destruction disappear. Yeah I'll do that and then play with the children. I ,love the children.
by CINDARELLA on November 22nd, 2009
I AM HERE
by EmmaGlas on November 20th, 2009
Honey I have invited Satan and his family to dinner tonight.
by Charco on October 27th, 2009
What was I smokin when I came up with the platypus?? :P
by Joseph Smith was a fraud and Eisegete on October 10th, 2009
"Joseph Smith, my good and fathful servant"
by Piano Player on September 16th, 2009
"I'm sorry"
by Rinky Dinky Do on August 1st, 2009
Hi, Bob, I'm returning your call from yesterday
by BadBeast on August 1st, 2009
"Is that okay, or should I put a little more Lube on it?"
by Enrich100 on December 10th, 2008
Can I sell you some double glazing
by Talimze on September 11th, 2008
Holy shit! We've got twenty pounds of marijuana in the living room and the cops are here!
by KingLeonidas on August 4th, 2008
i'm coming out, you's humans really suck at hide and seek.
by Halskiisaklink on August 4th, 2008
"Fuck this, I'll just grow a mullet."
by Jane on August 4th, 2008
i've never heard God say anything...actually.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on August 3rd, 2008
the platypus wasn't such a good idea after all.
by mike mcenroe just cannot be serious maa on August 2nd, 2008
them friggin prayers are doin my head in
by Brian on July 30th, 2008
I don't think I'd ever hear an empirically nonexistent being say anything. ;)
by shady on July 30th, 2008
your beyond Salvation
by Jed Merrill on July 30th, 2008
The F word.
It hurts my ears, and I can only imagine how sad he gets.
by RosieB on July 29th, 2008
Keep living in sin.
by randomness - is now a Maestro on December 26th, 2007
ZOMFG SLAYER R AWESOME!!
I like to think of god as the thunder god who teaches Earth Realm warriors to protect us from the forces from the nether realm to give us a fighting chance against Shao Khan and his allies...What do you think of God?
by Mr.Wolf aka Nicholas_1007 is back! =D on January 31st, 2012
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If God is love why do some of His 'true believers' hate? Are they just pretending they believe because it is hate that motivates?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on January 26th, 2012
| 2 people like this
Man was created to worship God.........Agree or disagree?
by anil m on January 25th, 2012
| 2 people like this
How could God possibly create someone who was not perfect?
by anil m on January 25th, 2012
| 2 people like this
Why did God create YOU?
by anil m on February 2nd, 2012
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by sci-geek on June 17th, 2009
Took the words out of my mouth
by ClassyCee on March 4th, 2010