What is the best way to die?
by 
Nate the Great
ANSWERS: 100
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Quietly in your sleep.
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No matter what we die from, we'll still feel the pain I guess. Unless if your asleep, then you most probably won't feel it coming. I don't think that there is a best way to die anyways. No one wants to die, everyone wants to live forever. Well, not in these circumstances that we live in today's society.
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With dignity.
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The best way to go is during sex, though it may not be fun for your partner.
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I would have to say the best way to die would have to be during surgery since you are put to sleep and you can't feel pain.
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Asleep, without pain, after passionate, loving sex.
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Loved, accomplished, regret-free and among good friends who are holding hands (while all chanting to the Buddhist gods ain't bad eitha!) :)
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Falling off a tall building onto a busy street as I pulled my parachute and barely landed, running a few steps, eating an apple, then collapsing.
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Age 98 in my sleep.
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With my loved one next to me.
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Jump out of a plane, accidentally pull on your necktie instead of your rip cord, and choke to death on the way down
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in battle, driving a GTO over a ramp hitting the top of a brick wall so i go flying out the windshield, straight at my mortal enemy with a trident pointed at his/her crotch...the force will cause both of us to be impaled against a wall covered in spikes but the last thing the prick/bitch will see before death is my smiling, psychotic face (also the ninja turtles will be wailing on electric guitars the whole time accompanied by angus young and neal peart will be on drums)...but thats just one kings pipe dream
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In your sleep, of old age and after a happy life.
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Peaceful like and drug induced so as to leave this world in no pain.
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Quietly and quickly in your sleep. You go to sleep and just never wake up.
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Slowly and painfully, so as to build character.
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Quickly and without any pain.
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peacfully in your sleep; wake up in Heaven
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While you are paying attention to something else ands miss the whole thing! I wonder - if you really miss the act of dying, would you still be dead? A ghost? Or still alive, ignorant of what just happened/almost happened to you? . Probably just dead. Right?
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Jumping from a long distance up would be sweet.
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My Grandfather died in his sleep, really peaceful. He was such a gentle man in life I am glad he went like this and nothing traumatic like a heart attack.
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quietly in your sleep surrounded by you loved ones
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painlessly
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Giving birth to a healthy new life.
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Gentle in my sleep.
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In the arms of a lover.
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I think I would like to die laughing or choking from eating my favorite dark chocolate.
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firm in my faith
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Being killed at the age of 90 by your 34 year old girlfriend when she catches you in bed with her 16 year old daughter.
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I want to die like my Grandpa did. Peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming and crying like his passengers did.
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In my sleep. No pain. No knowledge of my demise.
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Jumping off the Grand Canyon!!! Woo Ho--- Oh CRAP!!!
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Die like an immortal!
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by suicide thats how im going to die
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Hrm... As an old woman, death by police after chasing youthful troublemakers around with an assault rifle... Gotta make my own fun at that age somehow? ;)
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dehydration from sex and/or masterbation
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Why would you want to die?
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stop breathing
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Questionbin heres the best way to do it quickly...
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Old age, in my sleep
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Quietly !!
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Die Gracefully http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/23/how-to-die-gracefully_n_108629.html
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Either get run over by a stampede of buffalo for No reason whatsoever, fall off a cliff while riding a red wagon ( classic calvin & hobbes ), get swept off a cliff by lemmings, JOIN the lemmings, Try to float off a tall building by using sheets or a large umbrella, or slip on a banana peel, and consequently fall off something tall. :)
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QUICKLY AND PAINLESSLY...
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the easiest way is to live, you never get out of life alive. its 100% guaranteed way to die.
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You have less than a 20% chance of dying peacefully in your sleep. Only 4 ways to die: 1. Natural causes 2. Suicide 3. Accidental 4. Homicide
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Stop breathing.
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Toaster and a bathtub works...
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"When it comes, I won't even notice...I'll be too busy lookin' good." -JIM KELLY, Enter The Dragon -
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A shot to the head when blind folded while I smoke my last cigar.
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In your sleep:)
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It really depends on what tickles your fancy
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Living.
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Personally I would either want to die in my sleep or while making love to the s/o. Dieing with a smile would be great.
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As a BIKER I have always said, Ride hard-DIE FAST!
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Peacefully, in one's sleep, without ever being aware that it's happened.
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No doubt... in your sleep...
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I don't know, no one who has died has told me what it was like.
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f**ked to death?
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Feeding starving cheetahs, or saving redheads from terrorists
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In your sleep.
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With as little pain as possible.
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saving a childs life,that would have some meaning to me:)
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Quickly
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Did you lie awake dreaming this question up?
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Having never died myself, I don't see how I could know. My guess would be to live to be a hundred, and die of heart failure on top of a 20 year old hooker while another one tickled my ass with a feather?
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I would die like the woman in the new Indiana Jones movie, from too much knowledge.
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In your sleep, and when it's my time to then I'll know.
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to hang yourself when everyone asleep..
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Im my love ones arms...and with a beautiful passionate kiss saying goodbye as we die together side by side :)
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Beer in one hand, set of double D's in the other, with a bunch of drunk and passed out hookers all around ya!
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In a 200 lbs chicks pussy
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You should have posted this in the Adult area of AB and I could answer your question.
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You have Psychotic issues. Grow up
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As far as I am concerned ; the best way to die , is in my sleep ... nice, calm, and at peace.
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Quietly in your sleep of old age.
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Naturally, at an old age.
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Peacefully, in your sleep
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Shot by a (justifiably) jealous husband at age 97....;-D...
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quickly
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i think the best way to die is a heart attack, but takes time...
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Get help young man.
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The first thing that comes to mind is peacefully, in your sleep.
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After a long and meaningful life that you can look back on happily and contentedly It should be when you feel you have experienced all you want in life and are ready to die in peace
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After living a full and long life, living it up to your best. Travelling, having a family, really living it up and being happy. Leaving a nice footprint in the lives of those who love me. I would like to die that way. Hopefully it will be quiet, painless, peaceful, and fast.
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zombie apocalypse
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fuck you guys and your cryptic answers
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Protecting or helping someone else
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No one would REALLY know, because none of us have died and lived to tell the tale. Maybe falling off a cliff isn't so bad? who knows?
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Take a plane as high as the pilot will take you, eat some MDMA/MDA, have sex, smoke some DMT, and jump out of the plane without a parachute.
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Quickly
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Peacefully, naturally and in your sleep I think.
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Something fun that will end quickly...like jumping out of a plane with no parachute or doing an epic dive off of an extremely high board into a pool with no water. :)
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In my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming & crying like the passengers in his car. LOL
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Of old age.
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does never dying count? thats my plan! i hope it works out! XD
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natural causes when you've lived at least 75-80 years...
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In your sleep.
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I would have to say in your sleep.
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laughing
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