Could you please creatively describe your garden gnome?
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fyrespryte
ANSWERS: 4
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My 'garden gnome', which I call 'Candy', can be described as goes the following: Candy came from out on the Island In the backroom she was everybody's darlin' But she never lost her head Even when she was giving head She says, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side Said, Hey babe Take a walk on the wild side And the colored girls go doo do doo do doo do do doo
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He acts very Nisse at times. He also doesn't like it when motorists attempt to back up. This gnome gets lonely when he is Gnome Alone when I leave. He acts as the fierce warrior in the plant bed as he wards off savage attacks from bunnies. He also would like to invite fellow gnomes from time to time so that they could have a gnome social get together. He is most warm hearted and he never seems to stop smiling as if he ingested a bottle of Smilex. This gnome is a stately fellow and always ready to help. Too bad he can't do much since he's made out of plaster... Or is he?
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he is a particularly decrepid gnome with one droopy eye and a huge constant smile, his favourite hobbies include para gliding, surfing and cooking. He doesnt interact well with humans but if you use sodium pentathol he becomes quite talkative. his real name isRramsey but after i had that argument with him he only responds to your majesty. He generally goes jogging every morning to stay in shape but he hasnt quite been the same since his acident last year where he found himself chewing his plaster arm off after too much crystal meth.
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5'8, about 185 pounds, dark curly hair, white skin, laughs a lot, manufacture date Dec. 1992, nocturnal, lives in northern Kevonia.
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