What is the craziest thing a child under 5 years old has said to you?
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Chosun One
ANSWERS: 13
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Courtesy of Liam: (Who was 4 at the time) If I don't go to college I will pump gas.
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"What were those noises in your room last night?" Random child of an ex..many years ago. lol
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"I'm gonna kick your ass". No joke.
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Ma jay, my gotta loose it. It was an adorable little girl, who looked just like a hugga bunch, telling me she had to go to the bathroom. For those who don't know what a hugga bunch kid looks like here if a pic. She looked like the one with the curly hair.
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Lol, I had a neighbor who's last name was "butkovich" and my son couldn't pronounce it. He said "I'm a manski, mom is a manski and (neighbor) is a f***ing b***h! He was about 3!
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When my son said he had had an accident because he was outside playing and he couldn't get to the bathroom in time. I said "If you had to go that badly, why didn't you just go outside?" and he answered "I was going to, but I couldn't find a big enough tree."
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"Why do you have grey hair? My mom said that only mommys and daddys get grey hair and you don't have any kids"
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I had a 4 year old call me a "cu**", and then proceeded to flip me off. I was horrified.
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my brother, he was three, ate chile or somthing, and said "MMM, this is really disgusting!" he had this happy look on his face, and absolutiley refused to beleive that it was actually said "delicious"
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Nothing like hearing your 3 year old nephew yell at you from across the house "Aunt Emmy, my balls dropped!"
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"You have pointy ears!" I got confused after that for a few days.
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"You have boobs" This was a 3yo norwegian kid speaking english! VERY impressive.
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My daughter's school had been going over sex education and they sent a note home explaining that your child might have questions about what they saw/learned. When she got home I asked her if she had any questions and she had 2. First she said that in the pictures the "boys" had different sizes and wanted to know why. That was no big deal to answer but then she asked is daddy big or small? I cracked up laughing. The 2nd question she asked was if she had hurt me when she came out of my tummy. I told her that it did hurt but that went away. She jumped in my arms, gave me a huge hug and kiss and said she was sorry that she hurt me and wouldn't do it again. It was so cute.
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