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to get himself a good psychiatrist and take the medications they prescribe.
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Dude, chill the heck out!
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"Stop pretending. You're not that important. We don't care that you're gay, just that you lie. We know you're a Hollywood actor, not a rocket-scientist and KNOW you're not brilliant... so don't try to convince us." Lastly, I'd say "In THIS house, we don't put our feet on the couch..."
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Get off the couch.
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CALM DOWN! Stop being pushy- you'll be happier and get more out of life. And stop pushing Scientology down the throats of those that don't want to hear about it. "TC" needs to be "PC".
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Get down from the couch and act your age!
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"Okay Tommy, first off, stop going by 'The T.C.' it makes you sound like a complete arse. Also, stop trying to be things you're not, like tall, everyone knows you're short, and you'd come across as much less vain if you'd just do the classy thing and embrace your runtnesss. And relax, you'll live longer. Oh, and Tommy, here's the card of a good shrink in downtown L.A., I have a feeling you'd benifit from a good talk with her."
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Come on out of that closet so poor katie holmes can marry a better man
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Sit down and shut the hell up.
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Stick to the movies, you're not bad at it.
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Don't jump on "The O.'s" (Oprah) couch.
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Scientology is bullshit Tom! Stop listening to science fiction writers.
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Come out of the closet Tom. Hey,... it's not like anybody cares.
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Get a sense of humor.
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I would say "T.C, stop the M-F-ing B.S." [Sorry, I couldn't help myself-- not as if he doesn't need some of that advice, anyway, though.... =P]
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get off your high-horse,nobody cares.
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