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sweetypie
ANSWERS: 9
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You sure you're not looking in the mirror? ;-)
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konk them in the head with an empty water bottle. (must be empty, use the middle part of the bottle, not an end.)
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sorry i cant help you i have a stupid friend to she back sasses me alot too and she is so anoying sometimes i cant stand her rite now and i'm at her house and just now i was trying to make a point and as soon as i said the word adopt she screems out you were adopted!!!! out of no where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 uhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggg HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Turn to them and smile while you nod your head.
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Tell them that you just read a scientific study that says "if your hand is larger than your face, you have a high risk of cancer." When they put their hand up to their face, hit it so that they slap themselves.
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Tell him you need change for a fifty and hand him a twenty.
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Get one of those "I'm with stupid" t-shirts
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Buy an "Im with Stupid" tshirt with no arrows on it whatsoever, then let the passer-bys attempt to figure out just which one of you the shirt's refering to... Dont get mad, I have that same exact tshirt at home. ;P
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dont vote fore him during the next presidential elections if he runs for a 3rd term
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