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maybe in a campground or a park
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I wouldn't live anywhere. I'd be homeless!
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My car.
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The beaches in Hawaii.
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With you? Please?
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deep in the woods. i'd be OK.
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If I were like the transients where I live, I'd camp in the wooded areas of the city. And then I'd rifle through people's motorcycles, stealing cheap sunglasses and taking batteries out of garage door openers to sell the copper inside. Sorry....still sore about in incident yesterday.
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In someone else's house
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Probably on someone's sofa. Prefer Bora Bora w/ nice climate and lots of free bananas, mangos and coconuts.
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Under a bridge with trolls.
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On a park bench. It would be mine and no one could come near it or I'd start shouting in German and so people would think I was always angry.
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In a park, with a shelter constructed of cardboard. Or I could go to a homeless shelter. But I'd prefer the park.
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in a van down by the river ( old chris farley skit from snl. i hope you remember it )
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Anywhere that I could sleep too
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In the summer I'd sleep in one of those gorgeous sailboats tied up along a sidewalk in Lake Michigan in Chicago and fall asleep watching the stars overhead and listening to the water wash against the sides of the boat, just like I saw the kids from the inner city doing in 1994.
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IF I became homeless ; I'd sell my possessions and have my little dog put to sleep ... Then; I would take my own life as not to be a burden on anyone else BUT since there is NO ONE else to help me , I can't fathom sleeping under bridges or in cardboard boxes etc with my health. +5
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An Amana refridgerator box behind the local cafe
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At the bottom of the Ocean because i'd off myself.
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In abridge I have alwys thought it would br intersting to sleep up in a bridge+5
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Well, I'd have probably enough money to buy a bad weather sleeping bag (Waterproof heavy) A small tent, preferably dark green cammo type. Small stove and some other minor things for cooking. I don't think I'd care for the shelters. I have not heard many good things lately. People stealing (Like you have anything?) and fights (On occasions) and the conditions aren't the best. I think they'd do better to have 2 types of shelter. 1. You don't care for anyting but survivng the night and getting drunk tomorrow (Or stoned) 2. Want to get back into life and contribute. 1 gets a pad and maybe a shower and meal. 2. Gets a shower, room for 6-9 months, job assistance and other help.
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As far South as my passport would let me go. Somewhere in the Mediterranean.
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Not in a home anyway as that would make a homey!
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California
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with my ex
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I have a big family and I would make rounds.
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Right now I'm worried about becoming homeless because I have a child and everything now-a-days seems so hard. I have lost my friends and family. I mean I know they would help me if I need it, but if I became homeless I don't think they would want to help me out all the time. I have an apartment now and most of the rent is paid by section 8, but that can so easily be taken away from me. I also get welfare to pay the rest of the bills, but that will run out soon just like my WIC did, and then what? I will have gotten too comfortable not working that I would be scared to death to go back to work, and right now my local Burger King is hiring but I've already been out of work for almost a year I'm scared I just wouldn't catch on and totally fail. If I were to become homeless though, I wouldn't be angry or sad all the time, because there is a way to make it work, there is a way to stay happy, just go ask your local homeless man, he'll tell you.
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I'd move in with fellow answerbagger Tjoe Baxter!!
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I would live in the livingrooms of friends and family, then when I over-stayed my welcome there I would sleep under bridges, mostly because the traffic would scare away wild animals.
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I would start with a homeless shelter. Maybe go to the next police station and ask for options. A church might be good too. One can even get free food and clothing these days. Then I would find a job and rebuild my life. Maybe even get a loan and go to college.
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Any abandoned houses/buildings. I would hate to be outside when it rains or snows!
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Well, not in a home, that's for sure.
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