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Mas
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you need to be an orpahn kid in a foreign country to have better chances
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you are not a foreign 3rd world baby
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I'll adopt you. Your brothers will be blue-faced flying monkey's and your sisters will be Dominatrix cannibals. It'll be great.
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the paperwork is going to be filled out before noon tomorrow, how do you feel about moving to norway and becoming an adoptee by me ??
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They will if you are an orphan from a third world country and if the media will cover it like you are the next Elvis Dahli Llama.
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If you're writing this, probably you're too old anyway :)
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You're too tall. And Angelina took offense when you called her "Angie".
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Because you are not from a foriegn country and they would not get the publicity that they get for going over the big pond.
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