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by Harro Mique on May 8th, 2007
LOL! this is so funny-I was arrested for clipping my toenails at work and attempting to stab several co-workers with my clippings! LOLOLOLO
LMAO!!!!!
by moondawgie on May 7th, 2007
I'm proud to say I have a clean record. I am, on the other hand, apparently married to a mass murderer.
by jtolb65 on May 7th, 2007
Apparently transporting an intoxicating beverage in a vehicle...in 1923.
by Fun on May 7th, 2007
L was arrested for inciting a riot. Damn straight.
by Gideon on May 7th, 2007
Evidently, I'm an embezzler. But a very successful one.
by buddybuddy on September 21st, 2008
oh
by donovan reynolds. on May 8th, 2007
Tiffany was arrested for indecent exposure in May while swimming nude with two boys, ages 13 and 15, and a 19-year-old man in the abandoned Hanson Quarry in East Rockhill.
...Lmao. Guess we all know what I've been up to so far during this month.
by Maoman on September 1st, 2008
Lmao, apparently i was arrested for having sex with a pumpkin. XD
by Arisztid on June 17th, 2007
Eureka I found my rap sheet...
Arisztid Jankovich (I was using an "alias" last name) in possession special courier certificate 14532 arrested by local police for attempt to pass counterfeit French francs and ...http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0037-6779(197403)33%3A1%3C107%3AHCFACO%3E2.0.CO%3B2-O
Arisztid és Tasziló felszállnak a vonatra, és nyomban megakad a szemük egy .... was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, ...
The monument carries the names of the 13 Hungarian heroes, who shed their blood for the benefit of not only the Hungarians but every ethnicity in Transylvania. Nine were hanged : Lajos Aulich, János Damjanich, Károly Knezich, György Lahner, Károly Leiningen, József Nagy-Sándor, Ernõ Pöltenberg, Ignác Török and Károly Vécsey; four were shot: Arisztid Dessewffy, Ernõ Kiss, Vilmos Lázár and József Schweidel. Under this little monument rest the remains of 11 of the 13 generals, which were placed here on the 125th anniversary of their execution.
Well, the passing counterfeit money is boring but the ruler thing is funny and the dying for my cause is, well, cool.
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 7th, 2007
Paul was arrested for murder but Victor Newman and Carl Williams helped him to fake his suicide and uncover the real story...
wow that explains alot
by llovin.iit on September 10th, 2008
i killed 2 kids and was sentenced to the electric chair
by Scrappy on August 29th, 2008
I have no record. WOW.. I knew I lived a boring life. I need a new name..
by Evicted from Paradise on August 29th, 2008
Apparently I was arrested after selling nine and a half kilograms of cocaine to undercover FBI agents
by 11.24pm on May 28th, 2008
for peeing on a soapbox person.
niiiice
by Major Look at yerself on July 13th, 2007
In 1981, after a concert in Milwaukee ---- was arrested for simultaing sex on stage. (Apparently that sort of things was frowned upon.) As ---- later recounted in a famous appearance on the Tom Snyder show, she was sexually manhandled and abused by the police during the arrest. The Milwaukee police in turn accused ----- of battery of an officer. Since neither police officers or rock stars are beacons of truthfulness it's hard to know what really happened, but eventually all charges were dropped.
by That One Girl on July 11th, 2007
Wow.. Smuggling nearly 50 pounds of weed with my apparent boyfriend.
by Galeanda on June 5th, 2007
Tried my full name and got zip.
Tried just one name and got all sorts of things.
Arrested for murders of both grandparents.
Arrested for assaulting two police officers.
Arrested for assault for punching a man.
Wow! I've been busy. I didn't even know I had living grandparents but I guess I now know why.
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on May 8th, 2007
"and hanged the Salem Witches."
Wow, that was something to ponder.
by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on May 8th, 2007
Holley possession of a stolen vehicle and was issued one ticket for improper turning and another for not having a driver’s license. ... and arrested and charged with hindering, resisting arrest, assault 2nd degree, possession of paraphernalia, possession of a non controlled substance, and possession of cocaine. Holley was arrested and charged with third-degree burglary, conspiracy to commit burglary in the third degree, criminal trespass and criminal mischief.
Wow I've been arrested a lot....LOL
by Lippycow on May 7th, 2007
lysa was arrested for motor violations....but i dont drive honest.
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on July 11th, 2008
Alison, has been arrested for prostitution
by Bigman on April 6th, 2008
reece was arrested for licking a girls right eyebrow and then asking if he could buy it.
by Someguy on February 26th, 2008
I have a VERY common name. What haven't I been arrested for?
by Anonymous on January 23rd, 2008
I never been arrested, just call me D.B. Cooper.
by Simply msFortunate on December 6th, 2007
Amara was arrested for pelting the bailiffs with dun.
WHAT???!
by Caveman on July 17th, 2007
This May, suffering from morning-after sickness, poor Troy Musil didn't quite make it to the bathroom. Embarrassed, he bagged his soiled pants and threw them into what turned out to be property of the Erie Water Works. He forgot some things in his pocket, though; and the next day, when someone spotted him climbing the fence to get it, the city assumed the worst. They shut down the reservoir. They called the FBI. They called the bomb squad. Troy was tracked down and arrested, suspected of being a terrorist.
by unknown on July 9th, 2007
Wow, "Jeanne" was arrested and created quite a controversy in the court of Marie Antoinette. http://www.joslinhall.com/diamond_necklace_affair.htm
by Redhawk on July 3rd, 2007
Well...peachy keen! I put in my first and last name, (current and any I have ever had or used) and learned that I have never been arrested...which is a true and accurate situation! Good!
I used only my first name and the answer is more like WHAT HAVE I NOT DONE to get arrested? The correct answer to this would be...NOT MUCH...I've evidently done it ALL.
MURDER (accused and acquitted...they found the GUY who did it.)
PEDOPHILE
PROSTITUTION
DRUNK (perhaps I started drinking because of the GUILT I deserved to feel over item number 2 on the list)
DRUGS
GRAND THEFT AUTO
SHOPLIFTING
what..no Graft? Arson? Arms dealing, Fraud? Geez how could I have missed out on these delightful past times?
This was a "good one!"
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on July 3rd, 2007
Apparently I stole a cell phone from a nine year old.
by answerer on July 3rd, 2007
I was convicted for being a part of 9 member gang and murdering some1!!!!! omg!!!
by amanda on May 15th, 2007
arrested for adding potassium cyanide to liquor and murdering husband (who was a wife beater)
by N_T_P sleeps with fishes on May 8th, 2007
Miriam was arrested for practicing medicine without a license. i'm hardly a hard ass!!!!
by hannahXXbanana on May 8th, 2007
On June 13, 2006, Hannah was arrested – along with Joan Baez and Julia Butterfly Hill – for her involvement with over 350 illegal squatters and their supporters, confronting authorities trying to bulldoze the nation's largest urban farm in South Central Los Angeles. She chained herself to a walnut tree at the South Central Farm in south-central Los Angeles for three weeks in order to protest the farmers' eviction by the property's new owner. The farm had been established in the wake of the 1992 LA riots to allow people in the city to grow food for themselves. However, the land's new owner sought to evict the farmers and develop the land. She was interviewed via cell phone shortly before she was arrested, along with forty four other protesters, and said that she and the others are doing the "morally right thing". [1] She spent some time in jail. [2]
by American idle on May 8th, 2007
Drug possession. Figures.
by Richard on May 8th, 2007
Richard Arrested For Indecent Exposure.
by Lights Squared on July 6th, 2009
War crimes, but was later found to be not guilty.
by Chris on September 21st, 2008
Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct!
by jrowe0820 on September 16th, 2008
i was arrested for driving with a revoked license
by quarkum on August 2nd, 2008
Megan was arrested for indecent exposure while crossing The Bay bridge on the way to the starting line...
by Kris Kringle on September 25th, 2007
Mr. Grissom was illegally arrested, detained and was subsequently brutally tortured by a police officer
by Blatantly Beckii on July 3rd, 2007
I was arrested for being drunk and disorderly!
by Miss Cookie Monster on July 3rd, 2007
Brenda was arrested for crack
by Amphetamine is alone again on July 3rd, 2007
"About a week before the Germans occupied Hungary, the Palestinian Jewish parachutist Hannah Szenes was dropped into Yugoslavia. She spent three months with Tito’s partisans, but resolved to reach Hungary with their assistance.
She crossed the Hungarian border in early June 1944 and was immediately captured with a radio transmitter in her possession. She was taken to prison in Szombathely, where, despite severe torture and threats against her mother’s life, she did not reveal the code of her transmitter. In November 1944, after being incarcerated for five months, she was executed by gunfire at the age of 23. "
Ye Gads!
by snayles on June 16th, 2007
"Hayley was arrested for not revealing Ryan's whereabouts."
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on June 16th, 2007
I didn't match any documents. That's a felony isn't it?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on June 5th, 2007
apparently I was charged with one count of domestic assault and intent to commit a felony.
Sorta surprised they didn't include any acts of piracy!
by Spyder on May 8th, 2007
I'm innocent. Whew.
by 123 on May 8th, 2007
ryan was arrested for accessory to murder at a nail salon.
by SusieQ on May 8th, 2007
Susan was arrested in an anti-prostitution operation.
by Barcaluv on May 8th, 2007
Apparently I'm a political prisoner in Venezuela :P
Give me liberty or give me Death! :)
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Lmao! Did someone call the police or something? Oh my God, that is too funny! A tad disgusting, but still funny. =D
by donovan reynolds. on May 8th, 2007
wow I didnt know you could be arrested for that, you must have had some NASTY toe nails
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on May 8th, 2007
LOL.
by Harro Mique on May 8th, 2007
Oh now that is funny!!
Was that considered assault with a deadly weapon?
by Arisztid on June 5th, 2007
that's a freaky scary crime! i'd be proud.
by zee-ster on June 18th, 2007
LOL..you are so funny!
by sarahtann on September 25th, 2008
oh wow lol!!
by Joanna Joy on October 2nd, 2008
Is this a serious answer?
by Vaporeongirl on May 8th, 2010
GEEZ! You must have been sporting some tree climbers!
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