What is planet earth constantly monitored by? and what is it's purpose?
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The Zargoid Monitoring Commission is the interplanetary body with the most direct responsibility for monitoring planet Earth. The purpose of the Commission is to monitor and the purpose of the Earth is to be monitored by the Commission - I wasn't sure whether the second part of your question was asking about the purpose of the Earth or the monitoring body so I gave an answer to each possibility. Unfortunately this is privileged information which mortals aren't permitted, so everybody that reads this answer will be receiving a visit from a member of the Commission's Special Office For Thoughts In Earth (SOFTIE). Don't worry the technology is utterly dependable and you will have no memory of the 50 days of mind-numbing agony that you will have to undergo to remove this piece of information to which you should not have had access.
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