You know you hate your job when...?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 8
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You're calling in sick on your days off.
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Your calling in sick and your the boss.
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*~*~ PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT~*~* Masturbating with a cheese grater will cause irreparable damage to yourself. Please do not perform this activity. I much prefer something less... Well, less harmful. When you seriously consider no-call/no-showing to work, every single day. When you would rather masturbate with a cheese grater. (Thank you BAM, for letting me "borrow" your line) When you think that being broke and destitute and homeless would be a better option than going back to that job every day.
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You're calling in dead.
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you're weighing the benefits of being in prision. let's see, you have a bigger "cubicle", free meals, time to exercise and watch tv, the dress code is very low key...
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You skip town and leave no forwarding address.
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The boss says "You're fired" and you hug her.
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Blow the joint.. in all senses of the statement.
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