You know your favorite fast food spot is unsanitary when...?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 18
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The 'wash your hands' sign is on the exit door of the kitchen.
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when i realize the shredded cheese is hair
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Cockroaches come out from under the woodwork.
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Your friend has an allergic reaction to the ejaculate in her burger...
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Your burger starts walking away.
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The rats are taking orders and the employees are missing parts...
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G'day Chosun One, Thank you for your question. When you hear it got five stars in the roaches good food guide. Regards
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you find something crunchy with legs in your burger
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when you ask or get a rag for yourself or use your napkin to clean up the table and sit "indian style" so you dont touch the floor nad you ask for another napkin so that when your silverware comes out you can clean those too!
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You sit down and the seat is sticky, there are dust bunnies on the floor against the walls that THREATEN to eat YOU...the silverware is crusty and sticky...and your plate seems to have dried egg yoke on it and YOU didn't order eggs at all.....
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The Cockcroach eats more of your burger than you do, and you have to fight it for your share of the fries.
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when a large number of cats have gone missing in the immediate area or your friends endearingly refer to it as being the,road kill cafe.
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When the food inspector wears a mask, gloves and boots in to inspect their kitchen. I know some places just like that.
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2nd answer. When the local health department has the place surrounded with ant eaters and mouse traps.
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When you see the employee go to the bathroom & they come back without washing their hands & grab your food out of the warmer with their fingers & box it up.
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when you hear the employees talking about the 5 second rule. The rule states that if the food is picked up within five seconds, it can still be eaten.
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You use that blue light that they have on CSI and see all kinds of fluids around the cooking area.
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...It happens to be McDonalds.
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