You know you are overly religious when?
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Chosun One
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You say 'I can feel God touching my hand at this moment! It feels like im being enlightened!' <-- Thats something i heard this crazy guy say. You dont feel him Physically! Only spiritually!
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You form your own sect and isolate yourself from society so as not to be infected by it's ways.
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When your stuff toys are all saints.
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When you hold the food dish over your pets and say a prayer for them before they can eat.
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You believe that anyone, no matter how kind they are in this life, could burn in hell for not having water poured onto their head. : P
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when how you treat people, depends on what religion they belong to.
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When you get mad and insult people for having their own beliefs that are not the same as yours. Hypocrites.
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You have to bless the shower water before you take a shower.
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Other people start telling you so.
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you ask god to tell you if you should eat at burger king or mcdonalds.
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When you can name and pronounce the names of all the people who were begat. :)
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when everybody is else is going to hell except for you you and your religion
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