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ANSWERS: 6
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Who else is going to do it for him?
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Because he can. We are not gifted with that kind of flexiblity. He can lick it too if he wants.
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He's trying to discover the "Real Him."
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he's hoovering up the smell
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There is a legend that one day, far back in history, all dogs lost their butts. Their guardian angels reattached them, but sadly, the wrong ones got attached. So each dog is doomed to search eternally for its own. Perhaps you dog has found his own butt, and that is why he is so fond of it. LOL
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When dogs were first invented (by God) they were built in an assembly line. One Angel put ears on, another put tails on. The one who put arseholes on was new and he dropped the basket, spilling bottoms all over the floor. Not wanting to get into trouble, he shoved all the bottoms into the basket willy nilly. Of course the arsehole each dog received was wrong. When you see dogs sniffing each others bottoms, they are looking for their own. Your dog must have one close to his and he keeps checking to make sure it is his.
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