I've never heard the "birds and the bees" story, how does it actually go?

Birds make nests and bees make honey.

Updated for today:

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway. Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male.

Heh it's an expression not an actual story.. and Bee's isn't a very good example really considering they only have 1 queen, what would that teach us about reproduction?
Its all BS anyway.. Everybody knows we are delivered to our parents by a stork

Here is the version I got from my dad..."Watch where you put that thing"

I can't remember, but there was something about a honey-trap, and some great tits.

The simple truth is, if you put a bird, a bee, and a flower in a box, the bird will eat the bee, poop on the flower, and the flower will die. With nothing else in the box, the bird will die as well. End of story.

The "birds and the bees" isn't really a story so much as examples of reproduction (An egg laid that is then fertilized; Queen laying drone's eggs).
An ice breaker if you will, explaining how birds and bees reproduce is an interesting subject for children and not so graphic as to make an adult feel like it's too dirty to explain to them. Giving these alternate examples of reproduction for the survival of these different creatures is then a doorway to explaining where babies come from. That, however, is another question!

It just means sex...When a man and a woman love each other,and they want to make a baby,the man must first get an erection, and the woman's vagina must be moisturizes, and then the man put his hard penis, into the woman's vagina,and he moves his penis in and out of her vagina until he orgasm..........

Me either. My dad just said, "Watch where you put that thing"

The Story goes "Picture Me and Your Mum Naked"

IVE HEARD THIS ONE:
The birds and the bees will not be pleased, if u get a disease. SO PLEASE WEAR A CONDOM

My mom didnt tell me the "bird and the bees" til she found out i was sleeping with my now ex-boyfriend...then it was too late...science class had already told me :P...but if your wanting to talk about it with your child then you just explain to them what it is and the consecenses(i soo can not spell that word sorry) can be and so forth

When the little bluebird
Who has never said a word
Starts to sing Spring
When the little bluebell
At the bottom of the dell
Starts to ring Ding dong Ding dong
When the little blue clerk
In the middle of his work
Starts a tune to the moon up above
It is nature that is all
Simply telling us to fall in love

And that's why birds do it, bees do it
Even educated fleas do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

I've heard that lizards and frogs do it
Layin' on a rock
They say that roosters do it
With a doodle and cock

Some Argentines, without means do it
I hear even Boston beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

When the little bluebird
Who has never said a word
starts to sing Spring spring spring
When the little bluebell
At the bottom of the dell
Starts to ring Ding ding ding
When the little blue clerk
In the middle of his work
Starts a tune

The most refined lady bugs do it
When a gentleman calls
Moths in your rugs they do it
What's the use of moth balls

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it,
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

I'm sure sometimes on the sly you do it
Maybe even you and I might do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

'Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees
And the flowers and the trees
And the moon up above (dum dum)
And a thing called "Love"'

Thats the song =D
i duno about the story

I'll have my people call your people about it.

Once upon a time.. a little bird was flyin along & noticed a little bee who looked a lil horny.. The bird then landed on the branch & asked if the bee wanted a lil naughty fun.. the bee agreed knowin that she had the dose of the horn & had 2 reliev herself as girls also hav needs =D the bird then placed his penis into the bee's vagina after footerin 4 a while den he went at it like there was no tomorrow.. he then realised that he was goin 2 ejaculate but decided that he wanted to keep goin as the bee was enjoyin it =P 9 months later the bee popped out a berd which is the name of an animal with a mother bee and a father bird =D =D

Don't know. My Dad avoided the subject saying
"I guess I don't need to tell you about the birds and the bees, do I?"
Looking back I wish I said Yes you do?

one sunny day, a male pigeon was flying past an old oak tree, in which sat a beautiful wingless female pigeon. (she has no escape, mr pigeon thought) and he flew into the tree and landed behind her. he inched closer, and bumped her out of teh tree knocking her to the ground. He waited til she was unconsious before inserting his love stick into her toaster oven.

Meanwhile...

a bee was happily buzzing by, minding her own business, when all of a sudden, a monsterous heffer of a bee bumped her to the ground, knocking her unconsious. When the lesbian bee ensured that the other bee was unconsious she proceeded to lick the love lily of the unaware bee and continued to pollenate her love flowe4r, even though it wouldn't really work, it was a beautiful story regardless:)

the bee stung a female bird in the pussy and it let out yhe juice in its self and impregnated the bird

There is no real story - it's just an expression.

Its obviously about a male penis inserting into a female vagina. A male's sperm is then reproduced out of the penis, fertilizing the eggs.

I never heard it either id like to though

Ask your mom or dad. If they don't tell ya, you're too young to know!

There is also a version saying something about the daddy planting his seed in the mommy's garden. And Wala! A beautiful flower!!! =D

Well, let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and the moon up above...and a thing called lovvve!

Want to know more about the Birds and the Bees? Like why there are storks and birds and bees making babies to begin with? Check out http://www.birdsbees.info

It starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket."

Want to know more about the Birds and the Bees? Like why there are storks and birds and bees making babies to begin with? Check out http://www.birdsbees.info

Here is a catchy song for you based on the story ^_^

Looking for Birds and Bees information? You can find it on BirdsBees.Info! http://www.birdsbees.info

The story of the birds and the bees is Birds, Bees, Babies. Basically the birds ask all the animals to make a baby and they laugh and tease so its left to be done by the birds and the bees. They make the baby in honey pots and then the stork delivers it. That is where babies come from.

Sources:
Birds, Bees, Babies Website:
http://www.birdsbeesbabies.com

A video of the story is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpcZd4Fc0Lc

I was told make sure she swallows lol

I never got that talk from my parents. I learned from South Park when I was about seven years old. I turned out just fine.

:B

Here, it's all explained for you by Dean Martin.

the bee stung the bird in the pussy and thAT juice that comes out of a bee went in and impregnated the bird and the bird had a beerd as a chick

idk that it is an acutal story, - i got wrap it everytime no matter what, if u can't wrap it stop until u can

According to tradition, the birds and the bees is a metaphorical story sometimes told to children in an attempt to explain the mechanics and consequence of sexual intercourse. According to that story the birds are like men and the bees like women: Birds are free to fly wherever they like, but bees are enslaved to a single queen their entire life and their whole life is dedicated to keeping her alive. Bees pollinate flowers, birds spread the seed, men impregnate eggs, women give birth. Sex is key for survival of both.

let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees

That's a DISGUSTING story - are you sure you're old enpugh for that sort of information - in the meantime; learn about ducks!

Well,it goes lyk this mum and dad fall in love (or are drunk).They want to have a baby (or forgett the condom).Mum takes a test,mum tells dad.Dad is shocked:o.They wait 9 months then you arrive.Simple.

i got this from my mom "play for fun not for keeps" it took me awhile to understand what it meant

Its sex......sex...sex...oh yea mc.lovemakIn lol if your parents don't tell you will Avetually find out but its good if they do but im not sure if there the people you want to here it from i mean like seriously
;embarrasing much...FOSHO FOSHO =^b

Once upon a time, there was a bird and a bee. They fell in love and did it, then the bird got pregnant with an ostritch. Fin.

Got this from my Dad and went kinda like this."If your gonna play, be prepared to pay" the end.

It is the story of life concerning sex and intercourse.