ANSWERS: 9
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It turns into a pumpkin.
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It comes apart at the seams and the only way to fix it is put it in ice cold water immediately.
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It clocks out and goes to the bar for a couple of Slippery Nipples.
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What goes up must come down
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Mines still going strong
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It lifts but doesn't separate.
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They actually explode. Very dangerous. Better women than I have lost a breast because of them. Be oh so careful ladies. Go a minute over 18 hours and you'll be scraping your bosom off the wall. Unpleasant.
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18.01----rrrrr... 18.02----rrrrrriiiiii.... 18.03----rrrrrriiiiiiiiiippppppppp........plop! plop!
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"This bra will self-destruct in 18 hours. Good luck, Jim."
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