What not to say to someone with "musty" armpits?
by 
Chosun One
ANSWERS: 26
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YOU STINK
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"Here's a bag of mothballs"
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Are your eyes watery 'cause MAN mine are!
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I-I- c-c-c-an't b-b-reathe....*gasp*..ugh...
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Boy, that Right Guard works pretty good, they oughtta make a Left Guard, too. Smells like you have a bag of onions in a headlock.:-)
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There's something called soap and water, and DEODERANT.
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B O in a whisper lol
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Is it me or is it getting warm in here
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You're in a stadium and you ask..... Can you help start a wave?
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"What fragrance is that you are wearing?"
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HOLY S**T, WHAT THE F**K IS THAT SMELL.
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Wow you smell great! What scent is that? Smells like the new skunk....Hope you didn't pay much.
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No, No, of course you don't need a shower, you smell just fine.
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You need some Deo for your B.O.
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What NOT to say??? I'll go with: "Come sit with me."
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what crawled under your armpits and DIED?
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'Could we open the windows, I am afraid I am allergic to your aftershave, it is making my nose run' . (Using hankie to keep out the smell)
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You really should open your windows on occasion.
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Could you turn on the fan, please?
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" Throw your arms in the air like you just don't care "
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"Wow! Are you a conductor on the BO Railroad?"
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"Raise the roof" by 69 boyz in 1995-96.
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I hear the little scented trees for cars work just as well for armpits, too. Care to try them out?
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"FREEZE and put your hands over your head!!"
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You have musty armpits damm must be the grow bag you slept in
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Do you smell cat pee?
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