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by ZiggyStardust on March 25th, 2010
A Blonde walks into a bar,
The barman says: "Hey"
The blonde replies "Sure"
Did i mention the blonde was Paris Hilton?
by PrivateGomerSpooner on March 23rd, 2010
It was a metal bar, ouch.
by purplecows on March 23rd, 2010
... and asks for a ruler. the bartender gives her one and she says, "something's wrong with this ruler, these inches are way too big."
by LarryH54 on March 22nd, 2010
A blonde walks into a bar and drops her dress to the floor. A dozen whistles and catcalls later, the barman asks why she would do such a thing.
She said, ..........
Aww, don't you hate it when you forget the punchline?
by R U Sirius on March 1st, 2010
and asks.....where can I find a place that serves drinks?
by ONE DAY TO LIVE ONE DAY TO DIE on March 5th, 2010
what is that
by Clockwerk Beetle on March 1st, 2010
And says "This place is a joke.".
by Nightwatchdog on March 1st, 2010
And Tuco shouts from a booth " Hay Blondi! - you know what you are? Your a god d*mned son of a b*tch!
http://spaghettiwesterns.1g.fi/characters/Tuco/tuco.htm
by IknowSOMEstuff on March 1st, 2010
...Ping
by Japan on March 24th, 2010
Boom, the world just ended.
by Hypothetically on April 9th, 2010
Well, what do u expect?
by waitaminute on March 24th, 2010
...sits down next to a horse and says, "aww, why the long face?"
:D
by Possum on March 9th, 2010
It caught her right across the forehead. She hould have see it.I
by The Anonymous Witch on March 1st, 2010
and says .....wow ,,, i was sooooo drunk last night , i blew chunks .........
and chunks is my dog.
by ONE DAY TO LIVE ONE DAY TO DIE on March 2nd, 2010
thanks
by breakstress on March 24th, 2010
And has a few drinks with her friends before leaving early because she has work tomorrow.
Finish this joke! Jesus, Hitler and Popeye walk into a bar....
by Piano Player on December 10th, 2011
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When's the last time you couldn't stop laughing? What was it about?
by Random on January 8th, 2012
| 3 people like this
If I fail an IQ test, paternity test, personality test, and blood test all in the same week, does that mean I'm really stupid?
by Ailurophile on December 13th, 2011
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Could I have a snew?
by Derf on December 6th, 2011
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Ever pretended to laugh with, as you laughed at?
by Random on December 26th, 2011
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You're reading finish the joke: a blond walks into a bar...
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