What sports would they have in a Senior Citizen Olympics?
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ANSWERS: 11
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The IV pole vault, Whose dentures are these?, the jello square toss, and How many pills can you swallow?
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Who could stay awake the longest after 7:30pm... Who could let you finish a whole sentence without saying "HUH?"....How high could they jump, up a curb...driving anywhere OVER 25 miles an hour and NOT bitching at everbody passing them....
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They do have Senior Olympics. Here is one list of events I found. It's quite a big deal. There are 1,390,000 pages on Google for it. Apparently, each state sponsors their own competition. Archery Badminton Basketball Bowling Horseshoes Racquetball Shuffleboard Swimming Table Tennis Tennis Track and Field Volleyball Cycling Golf Race Walk Road Race Softball Tennis Triathlon
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extreme bingo
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Who lasts the longest without pills How long without medical care Who can stay shut, without talking about their childhood Who can wake up the earliest and find their pills blindfolded.
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The denture toss.
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Let's see... I'd be good at: Depends Relay Medication Spelling (or "spilling?") Bee Pablum-eating Contest Swim Fins (Floatees?) Contest Hearing Aid Battery Changing Contest (darn those things are tiny!) Toenail Trimming Contest (if I can still bend over that far without falling off my chair) And I won't enter: Apple-peeling Contest (not allowed to have a knife any longer) Pie-eating Contest (I lost my dentures in that scam of a contest earlier) Any of the Time-challenge Contests (at my age, I just won't be rushed)...
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My bet would be the "walker races" I would pay someone to video tape that one
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Loudest Unexplained Flatulence.
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Freestyle napping. The grunting 200. Cross-country dribbling. Groaning and sobbing relay.
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Cheek Pinching Fencing, with Canes
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