ANSWERS: 100
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Chocolate
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Waffles
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For some strange reason I want to say waffles when I thought of maybe saying Jean-Claude Van Damme.
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The Prejudice Show http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode37.htm#10 Good evening and welcome to another edition of 'Prejudice' - the show that gives you a chance to have a go at Wops, Krauts, Nigs, Eyeties, Gippos, Bubbles, Froggies, Chinks, Yidds, Jocks, Polacks, Paddies and Dagoes. (applause; he goes to desk at side of stage) SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'ALL FACTS VERIFIED BY THE RHODESIAN POLICE' Braddon Tonight's show comes live from the tiny village of Rabid in Buckinghamshire, and our first question tonight is from a Mrs Elizabeth Scrint who says she is going on a Mediterranean cruise next week and can't find anything wrong with the Syrians. Well, Mrs Scrint, apart from being totally unprincipled left-wing troublemakers, the Syrians are also born skivers, they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos. (applause) There you are, Mrs Scrint, I hope that answers some of your problems - have a nice trip. (more applause) Well now, the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians. Well, the response was enormous and we took quite a long time sorting out the winners. There were some very clever entries. Mrs Hatred of Leicester Said 'let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them' ... (applause starts vigorously, but he holds his hands up for silence) ... and a Mr St John of Huntingdon said he couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians. (cheers and applause; a girl in showgirl costume comes on and holds up placards through next bit) But in the end we settled on three choices: number three ... the Sprouts (placard 'The Sprouts'), sent in by Mrs Vicious of Hastings... very nice ; number two..... the Phlegms (placard) ... from Mrs Childmolester of Worthing; but the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards. (placard; roar of applause) Very good - thank you, Carol. (Carol exits) But as you know on this programme we're not just prejudiced against race or colour, we're also prejudiced against - yes, you've guessed, stinking homosexuals! (applause) So before the streets start emptying in Chelsea tonight, Let's go straight over to our popular prejudiced panel game and invite you once again to - Shoot The Poof! And could our first contestant sign in please.
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Work then Chocolate
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Hercule Poirot.
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waffles
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Daniel Van Buyten (Belgian soccer player)
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dancing.
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Chocolate, then beer, then Hercule Poirot, then Lara Fabian.
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I think of Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness. The part in the beginning when Marlow is just leaving England and is describing the 'white sepulchres' of Belgium and how once we too were considered barbaric ... what would've happened had the Romans not come, etc. I should have just looked it up and quoted it; anyway, it made me never want to go there.
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"It's called a Belgian dip" - Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
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chocolate or beer!!!
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My friend Nadine.
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SHIRTLESS TEENAGE BOYS
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waffles
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Another country.
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waffles
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Waffles...draft horse
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For some reason, Chocolate..
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How dare you! Even though someone won a Rory for the most gratuitous use of the word Belgium, I still find it INCREDIBLY offensive!
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waffles
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Chocolate
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Waffles, and then Germany ?
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Chocolates or Poirot
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Hercule Poirot.
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Lambic.
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a good Belgian White
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European Union HQ
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Sex. Everything makes me think of hot sex with hot men. What can I say?
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Chocolates....the best!
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Jean-Claude van Damme.
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Liz Claiborne
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My work. There, we sell belgium waffles, but we call them belgiums
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waffles.
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South America. makes me think of Belize. and i know belize is in central america, but i just think of South America
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waffles. yves. cold. education. charlie's angles 2: full throtle (no real reason) and cartoons for some reason
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"Belgium" - the worst swear word in the universe, according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Home. :)
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waffles and pomme frites!
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Chocolate... they have very good chocolate
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Manneken Pis
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I think of Brussels then sprouts then Christmas and finally hubby's flatulence :-) Post script:- I've been d'rated for this, must have annoyed a brussel sprout. lol
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Chocolates and Waffles. ;)
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The place I was born:-) And why the heck was this downrated??? It IS the first thing I think of when Belgium comes to mind. How is that wrong or not helpful?
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World War II.
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Brussel Sprouts and waffles
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World war two
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"Where is that again?"
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Cheese... (I wish I knew why I thought that)
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"Wheres that again?"
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Exchange student @ school
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hercule poirot
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Chocolate
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Waffles
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drugs and alcahol
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waffles
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Oh, Sweet Heavenly Chocolate!!!!!!
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How much I like my Leggo Eggos......
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A copper mine I used to work at in Canada. It was owned by the King of Belgium.
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Chocolate
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waffles
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Hercules Poirot
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Waffle
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MMMM Chocolate. And..waffles.. and.. CHOCOLATE WAFFLES!
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Salvatore Adamo
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Truffles and chocolate
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This question was asked almost 2 weeks ago. Nikotontn, Are you even interested in the answers?
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Germans. Lots of 'em.
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Chocolate, the Congo as private property of the king, Magritte and scatological jokes. It is a fascinating, if slightly twisted, country.
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Waffles
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Waffles, chocolate and really big horses.
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Chocolate! => "There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE" Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers" Slurp!
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Beer! Over 400 distinctive types of them! Diamonds - Antwerp is the diamond capital of the world Politics - Brussels is essentially the capital of Europe
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Waffles
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You can't stop Germans with a fortress made of waffles. Thank you, Belgium, for teaching us this. Waffles < Sausage and Beer
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Belgium biscuits. They are my favourite
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Chocolate mmmmmmmm
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The place I was born, land of great beer and waffles and chocolate and fries and mussels.
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Trappist Ales, delicious!
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A beautiful rosary that someone once brought back from Belgium for me.
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chocolate
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A whole string of weird artists: Leon Spilliaert, James Ensor, René Magritte, Marcel Broodthaers, Wim Delvoye. And the gruesome fact that King Leopold II at one time personally owned the Congo. And good chocolate.
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10 pounds of belgium chocolate from trader joes.
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Grote Markt
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Napoleon defeated at Waterloo. Also chocolates and Jean Claude Van Damme.
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Waffles
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Good track shoes and accessories.
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West-Vlaanderen !!!!
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Great beer!
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FRENCH FRIES AND MAYO!!!! YUMMY!
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Hercule Poirot, and chocolate!!
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legalized gay marriage
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My relatives there and of course the fantastic Belgium chocolate.
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Austin Powers
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cristopher walken. dont ask
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Monty Python: Big fat Belgian bastards.
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My grandmother, chocolate, diamonds, the trams and the great architecture and statues.
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Jacques Brel - Mijn vlakke land (Le plat pays/Dutch) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweVwF1X5AQ Jacques Brel - le plat pays (French) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPBE75O9tkU
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Waffles! =)
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