- NEW!
by gtravels loves her life penguin on April 4th, 2007
Do I have to check these explosives, or can I give them to you to store in the overhead?
Did anybody notice that my shoes are ticking?
Do you have a vegetarian meal there for a Mrs. Bin Laden?
I've changed my mind. I want to go to Cleveland instead.
Anybody know where I can get a Prozac prescription refilled?
Can someone help me get this door open? I need some air.
Anybody have a parachute?
by cRiMeDoG on April 23rd, 2007
قناة عربية إخبارية تعمل على مدار اليوم. يمكنك مشاهدة بث
القناة من خلال الموقع.
by cRiMeDoG on April 23rd, 2007
Hi Jack!
by R U Sirius on April 4th, 2007
Say really LOUD to the stewardess:
Is that engine supposed to be on fire!!
by anglrckx on April 23rd, 2007
I met the pilot in the bar, we had 6 drinks before the flight
by R U Sirius on April 4th, 2007
Grab the mic..
Then tell the passengers there's a slight problem and ask..........
Does anyone know how to fly a plane?
by Owner of the GD Universe on April 4th, 2007
What's this message on my laptop? It says,
A new device has been found
Device: Airbus A310
Run auto configuration?
by Anon on April 4th, 2007
When you want the window seat don't yell out "I got shotgun!"
If they put you in the emergency exit isle don't yell out "So if we crash we get out first right?"
I flew with someone who did both of these things. Needless to say it was our last trip together
by SteponQuest on April 23rd, 2007
You ever seen a grown man naked?
by wobalome on April 4th, 2007
Wheres the other wing?
Is that the Pilot with that bottle of whiskey?
Does anyone have a fuse?
Does anyone know where the nearest tall building is?
by Penny The Wise on April 24th, 2007
In air conversation: (caps means yelling, while lowercase is normal/quiet)
"HI, JACK! How are things going? I know Vegas is going to be THE BOMB, huh? Time is just TICKING by. I can't wait to get there. Oh, have you seen the PILOT for the new show, The Black Donnellys? It's really a BLAST. YOU'LL DIE laughing!"
by CelticNomad on April 24th, 2007
'Omigodomigodomigod' non-stop, whilst rocking back and forth in your seat, eyes squeezed tightly shut.....
by Answerbag Stuff on April 23rd, 2007
I have a gut feeling that this plane is going to crash in five minutes.
by kuyakev on August 12th, 2007
im gonna answer the door..
by Firebrand on April 23rd, 2007
''This Plane has been taken over by a previously unknown terrorist cell.
We will inform you of our destination when we have decided if we have enough fuel to get there''
Or 'We forgot to refuel and only have enough parachutes for the crew'
by Hyper on April 23rd, 2007
The left filange is broken!
by Im Alec has abandoned this account on April 23rd, 2007
Film maker on his way to make the pilot episode of a new TV series: "I'm going to shoot a pilot".
by Anonymous on April 4th, 2007
'Can someone light my shoe please?'
by janacide on April 4th, 2007
If the plane crashes and I survive,but you don't,can I eat you if I am starving to death?
by smart9426 on April 4th, 2007
Are we there yet? (Long haul)
by T4 on April 4th, 2007
1.does anyone knw where the bathroom is?i've really got to go
2.(halfway through the journey)i left my purse behind.head back
3.i m hijacking the plane! i hav got a gun! i'll shoot every one of you.....gotcha!
4.Give me all ur valuables! or i'll fart...
by Anonymous on April 4th, 2007
If I were on an airplane, I would not say "is that smoke I smell/see?"
by jamamiss on April 4th, 2007
I've got a bomb.
by New Member on June 7th, 2008
FIRE!
by koldkanuck on February 25th, 2008
My name is Osama,is today a good day to die, infidel?
by matthewlaw26 on February 21st, 2008
you're the bomb!
by koldkanuck on December 3rd, 2007
God bless allah!
by noise - treble and siege on November 4th, 2007
Hi, Jack!
by ramnishad on November 1st, 2007
Hai Pilot just play with me and get good score with me
by paranoia is just fine on October 31st, 2007
I am sure it's not going to crush.
Remember that Alanis Morissette song "Ironic"?
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on September 4th, 2007
B O M B!!
by thekingcobra63 on August 13th, 2007
I forgot to take my beano after all that chili!
by Yeahwell... on August 10th, 2007
To the person sitting next to you. "Hey! Let me tell you my life story and then ask you a bunch of questions about the book you're trying to read! Then when I'm finished with that, I'm going to make random comments about the plane ride and laugh and giggle."
by Not Here Anymore on August 10th, 2007
"bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb bomb bomb" - according to Meet the Parents. :-D
by Yeahwell... on August 9th, 2007
The right philangie is missing.
by LadyLuck on June 27th, 2007
Bomb.
Anyone else remember Meet the Parents?
"I'm a bomb - a - deer!!!" LMAO
(couldn't find it on YouTube...)
by HappyCat on June 13th, 2007
Did you hear that?
by Anonymous on June 13th, 2007
Pull My Finger ....
by Galeanda on May 25th, 2007
Are those flames I see?
Did the pilot just jump?
by anonymous on April 24th, 2007
i work at 7-11
by Andyfish on April 24th, 2007
Is the gas tank fully fueled?
Are there any air marshals on this flight?
by AB-James on April 24th, 2007
Definitely don't say nasty things to the flight attendants. Remember, they are the ones that bring you your food and drink. You never know what goes on in the galley (kitchen)!
by anonymous on April 24th, 2007
Are we flying over Washington DC?
"Attention please. Will all the Arabs flying on this flight please move to the rear of the plane."
Over the intercom in the airport: "will the owner of a black samsonite bag with the sticker Bush Sucks/Osam Bin here, please report to gate 2."
by Final_Starman on April 24th, 2007
Snaaaakes!
by duchovney on April 24th, 2007
jump, if it in mid flight
by Paradox on April 23rd, 2007
Well, I sure know that if you feel like having a laugh at your friend, or someone you don't like too much, you should simply take them to an airport and pretend to be doing a crossword ask them the question "hey....I can't find this one...four letters....something that ticks and then explodes...what is that?"
by croger1998 on April 23rd, 2007
Stewardess,
Can you hold my KNife whilst I load my gun with Bullets
by Volt on April 23rd, 2007
Where are my pills?
by starnite on April 23rd, 2007
Are we crashing?
Is that wing falling off?
Did the plane run out of fuel?
by -Ben 10- on April 23rd, 2007
I feel like vomiting.
Have you ever dance inside the airplane?
by XT on December 15th, 2011
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Do you know how to drive an airplane?
by XT on January 3rd, 2012
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Is there anyone else 36 or over who has never flown in a commercial jet?
by Cloud35 on January 7th, 2012
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Would you be upset to return from a trip and find a Chinese family in your luggage?
by Piano Player on December 30th, 2011
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which one do you prefer to work and travel?? Valencia,LA or Jackson,NJ
if you know anything about them decide it instead of me...
by cnr23 on January 8th, 2012
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Comments
Good answers but I don't understand the Cleveland reference.
by Anonymous too on April 24th, 2007
You're in the air. It's a little late to decide you want to go to another city. Cleveland, for example.
by gtravels loves her life penguin on April 24th, 2007
I get it now. Thanks gtravels.
by Anonymous too on April 24th, 2007
No prob;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on April 24th, 2007