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by FreakinFabulous101 on December 8th, 2009

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Why does everyone automatically think that Clinton Kelly is gay?

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  • by Anonymous on March 20th, 2010

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  • by Anonymous on March 20th, 2010

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    BECAUSE NORMAL AVERAGE EVERYDAY PEOPLE CAN AND DO BELIEVE THEIR VERY OWN EYES.
    Not to mention their common sense, instincts, and intuition.

    Proof that Clinton is a homosexual is to be found below but first...

    Know that when you see a man who publicly dresses such as Clinton, as well as acts such as Clinton, and also speaks such as Clinton does, and is inherently immersed in the fashion or design industry whether professionally or not, then the chances of him NOT being gay are as slim as the chances of you arriving at work on a payday to discover that you (and everyone else) will be receiving TWO paychecks that pay period simply for "a job well done"...which, I assure you, can and does happen as it has happened to me.
    Once.
    20 years ago.

    So, it's a pretty safe to know and believe that if all of the above mentioned traits have been met ... the man is gay. The chances of you being wrong about the sexuality of a man like that is about as likely as you receiving an extra "for the hell uv it" paycheck next week.
    But I suspect you already knew that and are just confused thanks to everyone's current state of PC hypersensitivity.

    IT'S O.K. PEOPLE. YOU CAN, IN FACT, BELIEVE YOUR VERY OWN EYES.

    People are doing this man a great disservice by denying him their acknowledgment of that which he has spent his entire life working very hard at becoming, a stylish, fun and funny, good looking, educated, wealthy and well respected and appreciated, and gay, man.

    This man has come out publicly on his very own website YEARS AGO when he found the most common question on his site wasn't about FASHION, it was "ARE YOU GAY?"
    His response was simply..."Duh".
    DUH.
    As in...what are you stupid?
    Clinton is far to kind to say such a thing to the general public such as 'what are you stupid?' what with him possessing the docile and humorous personality that he does, so he chose instead to respond authentically with the simple reply of "Duh".

    AND NOW, thanks to several peoples inclination to:
    A) Live in denial
    or
    B) Live in some sort of confused fugue thanks to all this PC mania

    Clinton is now dealing with peoples denial and confusion the best way he knows and/or feels how to.
    He is now LAUGHING AT ALL OF YOU, and has been for quite a few years.
    (the proof is below)
    But frankly, who could blame him.
    This man has worked very hard at presenting himself a certain way, expressing himself a certain way, and living his life authentically in a certain way because...surprise surprise people!...someones sexuality IS INDEED very important.

    It matters.
    People care.
    And that's o.k.
    Caring is a good way to be.
    You didn't really need me to tell you that right?

    http://img532.yfrog.com/i/clintonmetroweeklyartic.jpg/

    That was part of an article found inside:

    http://yfrog.com/j4clintonmetroweeklycoverj

    Where he's, obviously, on the cover. MetroSource Mag is a well known LBGT publication and this one is dated June/July 2008.

    He's been laughing at you for years, and like I said, who could blame him.
    He states that he no longer cares.
    That's sad.
    I understand it...he needs to deal with people's denial anyway he sees fit, but... it's still very sad.
    It's sad that this very talented and caring individual is now not caring and being proactively ambiguous for a lark.
    Well, so, the "lark's" on you.

    Since you somehow missed the obvious with how all the aspects of this individual come together as a whole and, hopefully, aren't just in deep denial (if you're in some sort of denial then just stop reading right now because reading his own words from the great Clinton Kelly himself saying that he is in fact gay won't change you and you'll just delve deeper into denial which, frankly, isn't good for you or anyone else for that matter) below you will find instructions with a link which will take you to the ORIGINAL pages on his website, before it was changed to the ones you'll find today.

    There you can read for yourself the HILARIOUS interview Clinton Kelly has with none other than the one, the only, Clinton Kelly himself.
    Yes that's right, Clinton interviews himself - lol!
    Clinton will ask himself if he is gay, and as I suspect, because he is in fact answering himself, the natural answer is of course "duh".
    This is not a stupid man.
    He's not about to publicly call people stupid, at least not without delivering it with humor and style. His style.
    Clinton Kelly style.

    So if you're prepared to face what was always immensely OBVIOUS and more importantly, was previously intentionally MEANT by Clinton Kelly HIMSELF to be immensely obvious, here's what you'll need to do:

    1. Go to **WWW.ARCHIVE.ORG*** and in the empty box type www.clintonkelly.com. Then hit the **TAKE ME BACK*** button.
    - this site archives almost every single sight on the web including every single page as it originally existed that was ever placed on a website, and it's to be archived indefinitely or until the webmaster has blocked access to the site or has formally requested that all archives be removed.

    2. When the page which lists all the pages that exist since his site was created appears, click on the page dated ***NOV 25, 2006***.

    3. Wait. It might take a moment or it might take 4 or 5 minutes depending on how busy the servers are and the speed of your internet connection. It's going back 4 years and loading all the pics, music, and links that were on his sight back on that date in 2006. If you're impatient and you click on the link again, well, it will start all over again and you will have just doubled your waiting time so...be patient. Wait.

    4. When his sight finally loads you'll hear that music and you'll see the adorable pictures of our beloved Mr. Kelly, ****YOU'LL THEN SEE A SERIES OF COLORED SQUARES AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, CLICK ON THE FIRST ONE, THE LIGHT BLUE ONE,*** that's Clinton's "about" page as it existed back on Nov 25, 2006.

    5. Read the HILARIOUS interview he has with himself and then, forgive yourself for ever doubting your natural instincts and for ever questioning yourself about that which was so obvious before and what you knew you already "somehow" knew.

    6. Go and watch every single old repeat of WNTW with your new found insight and realize how now... CLINTON'S JOKES ARE ABOUT ONE THOUSAND TIMES FUNNIER THAN THEY EVEN WERE BEFORE! Especially when you hear him yell things like "MINE!!!" in response to a woman who says "What girl doesn't want a pair of leather underwear...". Lol!
    - I also suspect that this is possibly part of the reason why Stacy so often get's a "bad rap" or the moniker of mean girl because you'll often see her roll her eyes at a response like that from Clinton. It's an acceptable response in that situation since the man...is in fact gay....and both Stacy and Clinton are operating under the pretense that that fact is obvious if not to all, then at least to most, simply by looking at the "whole" of him. And especially since he flat out said it on his website. But, for those who remain in denial or are so mentally diminished by all this PC correctness that they can no longer believe their own basic instincts, seeing an eye roll from someone after Clinton makes an innocuous and funny remark like "MINE!" in response to a statement regarding leather underwear could most definitely leave the impression that the person rolling their eyes is mostly likely a bit of a b*tch.
    so, poor Stac.
    Because Clinton is tired of coming out and out and out and out and out again, every friday evening and sometimes twice a day during the rest of the week, he is now having quite the laugh and playing "coy" and other such head games with his adoring fans, and Stacy is painted as a b*tch by some because they don't understand why she'd have those eye roll reactions in response to some of the things Clinton says which I'm sure makes Clinton laugh even harder.
    Hmph.
    Again, poor Stac.
    No worries though because she's uber smart and uber tough and uber resourceful ...you know... just like Clinton.

    So...
    That's why everybody automatically thinks Clinton Kelly is gay.
    We believe our own eyes.
    We believe our own ears.
    We trust our own god given or nature given common sense/instincts but not so much what happens to be currently deemed PC.

    >>>>Others just read his website ; )

    Oh and, while watching his "behind the scenes of the Miss America Pageant" show on TLC back in January, I heard him mention that he recently got married.
    He lives in CT which is a "gay friendly" (recognizes gay marriage) state, and his wikipedia page has made mention of it since Nov. of 2009 ( mentioned in the "TLC" section).

    NOW, I'm welllllllll aware how easy it is to dismiss wikipedia as a true source of information so, by all means, question whether Clinton Kelly is in fact married to a man but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE for the love of all things holy, when this kind and funny and smart many tells you HIMSELF and even PUTS IT IN PUBLIC AND IN PRINT that he is in fact gay like he did on his website....do yourself and everyone else a favor and....believe it.

    Having heard him myself mention his recent marriage on national television and also knowing that he is in fact gay, I am quite secure in the knowledge of my common sense to know that in fact yes, Clinton Kelly is in fact married to a man.
    I mention that lest your next question posted be something along the lines of 'why does everyone automatically think that Clinton Kelly is recently married and is married to a man?'

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