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by Tom on December 7th, 2009
Lesson: Always figure out step B before executing step A!
by Jim in a Nautilus COAT on December 7th, 2009
Take him to a nice warm lake. Throw him as far out into it as you can. Then walk on the water to where he went in. When you get there, you will know just what to do.
by Artful Bodger on March 27th, 2010
Chuck it in the toilet an flush immediately. The rapid temperature change and massaging effect of the water swirling in the 'ol dung funnel will resuscitate it almost instantly. There is, however, one tiny drawback.......
by bandit lets go jets on December 7th, 2009
bring it to a nuclear power plant and have them put your goldfish in one of the holding cells were they keep the spent cooling rods
by Merriment on December 7th, 2009
Dip him in batter and fry at 350 degrees.
Serve him with a side of fries.
by holikat on December 7th, 2009
the same way you froze it but the opposite? Idk why are you asking me?
by breakstress on March 27th, 2010
You can wait like ten years for biological engineering to catch up with your sentiments.
by medicgirl on March 27th, 2010
I doubt you have that kind of technology at home to do either.
by Japan on March 27th, 2010
Your talking about fish sticks arn't you?
by MiRen on March 27th, 2010
actually, now I'm curious. Just HOW did you manage this?
by MiRen on March 27th, 2010
generally, you cryogenically freeze things BEFORE they die....so, sorry, but your fish aint coming back
by penngarage on July 15th, 2010
I think Michael Jackson using this cryogenic method successfully, but hes dead now.so will never know the answer.sorry.
My goldfish has his side fins clamped to his side and he just lays on the bottom of the tank then everynow and then shoots to the top and
by Hannah_D8182 on December 31st, 2010
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Does my Big Filter damage my Fish?
by satycorn on May 5th, 2011
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One of our fish is floating on its side towards the bottom of the pond. When touched it swims but bumps... see description
by Janech on February 12th, 2011
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My goldfish got ich. I gave it medication (bottle brand: Kordon "Ich Attack") but it's getting even more spots! Help!!
by Jamie_K3118 on January 18th, 2011
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Glodfish Pellets Food Expired?
by satycorn on March 9th, 2011
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You're reading I cryogenically froze my dead goldfish some time ago, how do i bring him back to life now?
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