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by Nuclear Kitten on April 2nd, 2007

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If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?

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  • by singwell-is off researching a lot on April 2nd, 2007

    singwell-is off researching a lot

    Once activated, mouth does not turn off.

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  • by PuhLahMuhLoo on May 14th, 2007

    PuhLahMuhLoo

    Insert dollar into pocket for three minutes of interaction. Credit Cards accepted.

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  • by Sunblynd 5.0 on April 8th, 2007

    Sunblynd 5.0

    Pull my finger.

    WARNING; DO NOT PULL FINGER.

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  • by rdrainer on July 11th, 2007

    rdrainer

    Don't bother reading the instructions; unit will not respond according to applied directions. May disappear if irritated and reappear in a different time zone or dimension. Responds poorly to abuse and neglect. Feed occasionally but not too often. Do not leave unattended near females.

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  • by Twila_Zoned on July 10th, 2007

    Twila_Zoned

    Not dishwasher safe.

    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

    Must be 30 years or older to operate safely.

    Once used rectally, this product should not be used orally.

    For use by trained personnel only.

    Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

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  • by Anonymous on May 6th, 2007

    Anonymous

    Ummm...let's face it, this was an impulse buy, right? Ok, it's not too late to return it...That's right...back in the box...go...Good. Now let's forget this ever happened.

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  • by Friartuck on May 6th, 2007

    Friartuck

    Be VERY careful where you insert the batteries...

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  • by Lee-san on June 22nd, 2007

    Lee-san

    Good luck. . . .no warranty available.

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  • by I love my baby on December 27th, 2007

    I love my baby

    Instructions incomplete.

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  • by Drastic on December 27th, 2007

    Drastic

    It would say...this is an exact duplicate, you fail!

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  • by lizizhere on April 2nd, 2007

    lizizhere

    Warning do not add alcohol!!!

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  • by Trisha Had her baby on December 27th, 2007

    Trisha Had her baby

    HAHAHA you'll never figure me out. Just have fun. lol

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  • by kitten is smiling... on September 20th, 2007

    kitten is smiling...

    "From 0 to bitch in less than sixty seconds!"

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  • by KitaShu on June 26th, 2007

    KitaShu

    To open box, place pizza next to package, find a good hiding spot, and wait for your purchase to pop out and attack the pizza.

    Warning: Is extremely random, violent, moody and destructive. Be sure to have insurance on everything you own. Do not put in same room with an idiot.

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  • by Azimythe on December 28th, 2007

    Azimythe

    Please, don't break the condom.

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  • by Azimythe on December 28th, 2007

    Azimythe

    Please use a condom.

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  • by Nathan Explosion on September 21st, 2007

    Nathan Explosion

    RUNS ON ALCOHOL ONLY!!

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  • by DJ_Kremlin on December 12th, 2007

    DJ_Kremlin

    To turn on: Pull Here!

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  • by SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR on December 27th, 2007

    SASSYWI-Q-Sassia-Jetpacking with NASCAR

    Nitro--beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • by Downtownriott on September 15th, 2007

    Downtownriott

    You put the socket left into the right foonbopper, then the boinkzapper into the whiznicket. But do not attach the lateral foonbopper to the whiznicket under any circumstances.

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  • by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on May 6th, 2007

    Cowboy-Matter of Fact

    Contains Pressurized Gas. Do Not Incinerate.
    Caution Choking Hazard - Objects Are Larger Than They Appear. No Refunds.

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  • by Anonomous on December 27th, 2007

    Anonomous

    DANGER, step away or you might be hurt.

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  • by danny1 on August 25th, 2007

    danny1

    Some dis-assembly required.

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  • by GhostWriter13 has found his voice again on July 16th, 2007

    GhostWriter13 has found his voice again

    ::Front::
    See Reverse for Care Instructions

    ::Reverse::
    See Front for Care Instructions

    I'm kinda enigmatic like that.

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  • by ChrisDG on June 8th, 2007

    ChrisDG

    This product may act erratic when exposed to alcohol, female models or indeed both. This is normal. Leave for 24 hours.

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  • by Morg the Army wife on June 8th, 2007

    Morg the Army wife

    Do not PI$$ off
    Do not attempt to out-drink

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  • by Laura_X on April 2nd, 2007

    Laura_X

    Ignore what she says completly. It's all nonsense =D

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  • by Audiotron on December 11th, 2007

    Audiotron

    Warning, contents under pressure. At any time contents may explode out and make no sense.

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  • by LiLDoe on June 18th, 2007

    LiLDoe

    This device is not intended to preform cleaning, cook or any domestic duties. Only intended for original purchase purpose.

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  • by katydid15 on January 25th, 2008

    katydid15

    Feed regularly or becomes grumpy.
    Listen intently.
    Hug often.
    Love always...

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  • by gtravels loves her life penguin on December 27th, 2007

    gtravels loves her life penguin

    http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/185045

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  • by Gracie on December 12th, 2007

    Gracie

    Fragile...handle with care.

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  • by Cannabis its just a plant on June 18th, 2007

    Cannabis its just a plant

    Put everything together and make sure it works, have fun and be careful.

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  • by DaisyKate on April 24th, 2007

    DaisyKate

    This item has been recalled for performance upgrades.

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  • by Nan on October 27th, 2008

    Nan

    Cover with sun oil on the beach and roll in small diamonds. Feed in five star restraunts, and wrap in Mink on cold nights while viewing NYC from the 15th floor of the best hotel in town.

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  • by stresst on October 27th, 2008

    stresst

    OLD STOCK, WELL TRAINED,
    KEEP FED AND WATERED,
    KEEP IN SUNLIGHT,
    GIVE PLENTY OF TEA AND FAGS
    LET IT WATCH JERRY SPRINGER
    AND MAURY.
    GOOD MILAGE LEFT ON CLOCK.

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  • by BadPurplePony on October 24th, 2008

    BadPurplePony

    CAUTION: Handle with extreme care!

    Never leave next to a loaded firearm.

    Do not agitate, irritate, humiliate, agravate, or attempt to inflict any type of physical or emotional pain. Unit will not respond well and may cause extreme damage to anything in its path.

    Does well independtly and may require periods of solitary confinement.

    Responds well to TLC and massage therapy.

    Gentle with children and animals.

    Loving only with the right humans at the right times.

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  • by koldkanuck on January 23rd, 2008

    koldkanuck

    Handle with care but please do handle.

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  • by anonymous on December 27th, 2007

    anonymous

    Treat with kindness and respect and you will reap the benefits for years to come.

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  • by Calehay on December 18th, 2007

    Calehay

    Destroy immediately, not fit for human interaction.

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  • by DrkBlader27 on October 7th, 2007

    DrkBlader27

    Instructions:
    WARNING!!!! DO NOT OPERATE WITHOUT A SWAT TEAM AND THE WHOLE ARMY!!!! DIRE CONSEQUENCES WILL HAPPEN INCLUDING:
    GLOBAL WARMING SPEEDING UP
    MASS KILLING
    and
    ANNOYANCE TILL THE END OF TIME!!!
    Thank you.

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  • by Anonymoose on August 31st, 2007

    Anonymoose

    Daily dose of Chocolate recommended.

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  • by mekare on June 22nd, 2007

    mekare

    "handle with care, may self destruct without warning."

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  • by MrWitch on June 22nd, 2007

    MrWitch

    May cause drowsiness.

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  • by The King of Awesome on June 22nd, 2007

    The King of Awesome

    This device can cause random outbursts of hilarity and causes women with a hundred yard radius to lose all inhibition...

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  • by Chrissy on October 2nd, 2009

    Chrissy

    Fragile.....handle with care!

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  • by faithsimpson on August 18th, 2009

    faithsimpson

    She will never lie, she cries a lot. she requires kisses daily and hugs hourly. She loves to snuggle. And there must be a bathroom located everywhere you take her. She will pee frequently. She will love you as long as you love her.

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  • by tractorgirl on July 28th, 2009

    tractorgirl

    Open with caution.
    This product will kick your ass. When this happens, run in a serpentine fashion to the nears exit. DO NOT LOOK BACK. This will cause the product to get mad and start throwing things.

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  • by 2468bigjim on July 26th, 2009

    2468bigjim

    Suck my dick

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  • by Anonymous on July 26th, 2009

    Anonymous

    *handle with care*

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