If YOU came with Instructions what would they say?
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Nuclear Kitten
ANSWERS: 100
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Ignore what she says completly. It's all nonsense =D
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Handle with care and let's have some fun!
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1. Insert food 3 times a day
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Explosive, Handle with care
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WARNING! Feral Handle with care!
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Once activated, mouth does not turn off.
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Warning do not add alcohol!!!
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Put food in here. Rub tummy for good luck. Do not remove from box tell after 1pm.
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Important: This product is delicate, please handle with kid gloves.
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DISCARD AT ONCE!
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Shake Well
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Handle with Care
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warning can explode at any time, handel with care , must speak to it nicely .
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Pull my finger. WARNING; DO NOT PULL FINGER.
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feed regularly with twice the products body weight in chocolate and leave to sleep for ten hours a night to maintain maximum performance
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This item has been recalled for performance upgrades.
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Warning: Do not feed after midnight.
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Do not Upset
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let her talk talk once, she will never quit DONT PUSH THE WRONG BUTTON or you will be disconnected
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If found please return to mother ship immediately.
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be gentle, handle with care. do not leave unattended do not leave in direct sunlight slippery when wet.
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Good luck. Complex device. Enjoy!
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Be VERY careful where you insert the batteries...
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Ummm...let's face it, this was an impulse buy, right? Ok, it's not too late to return it...That's right...back in the box...go...Good. Now let's forget this ever happened.
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Be afraid. Be very afraid...1 year limited warranty.
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Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
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Contains Pressurized Gas. Do Not Incinerate. Caution Choking Hazard - Objects Are Larger Than They Appear. No Refunds.
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Warning! Contents will not pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. (and, of course, in these modern times, the warning would come in Spanish too...:-D...)
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Insert prong A into slot B.
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"Don't read these, nobody does"
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May be likely to fall down a lot. If you didn't buy the warantee, don't call us when she breaks.
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WARNING: Please keep out of reach of children or WARNING: Contents are highly explosive
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Handle with care
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Insert dollar into pocket for three minutes of interaction. Credit Cards accepted.
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Handle with care. She bites.
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Do not PI$$ off Do not attempt to out-drink
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Warning... Do not add alcohol!!! Could be hazerdous to your health!
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This product may act erratic when exposed to alcohol, female models or indeed both. This is normal. Leave for 24 hours.
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COUTION very messy and explods under pressure
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This device is not intended to preform cleaning, cook or any domestic duties. Only intended for original purchase purpose.
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I don't need instructions to do that sort of thing. ;)
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Put everything together and make sure it works, have fun and be careful.
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Each of these are unique handmade with love, handle with care
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Beware...of everything!!
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Handle with precision,this person will spontaneously combust! :D
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This device can cause random outbursts of hilarity and causes women with a hundred yard radius to lose all inhibition...
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Good luck. . . .no warranty available.
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May cause drowsiness.
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Explosives/ Handle with care.
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"handle with care, may self destruct without warning."
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Fragile, please handle with tender loving care. Has already been broken many times.
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To open box, place pizza next to package, find a good hiding spot, and wait for your purchase to pop out and attack the pizza. Warning: Is extremely random, violent, moody and destructive. Be sure to have insurance on everything you own. Do not put in same room with an idiot.
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<> WARNING - HANDLE WITH CARE <>
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Not dishwasher safe. For indoor or outdoor use only. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Must be 30 years or older to operate safely. Once used rectally, this product should not be used orally. For use by trained personnel only. Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
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Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.
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Fragile - Handle with care... ;-)
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Flexible. Keep warm. Tends to overwork if not monitored. Warning: may burn you out.
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Listen to him he knows what he is doing!
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My name is Free Spirit and if you try and put me / constarin me in a box or a rigid boundary I will appear to malfunction and break out of the box.
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Runs on Double Chocolate Chip Frappuccinos :)
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Don't bother reading the instructions; unit will not respond according to applied directions. May disappear if irritated and reappear in a different time zone or dimension. Responds poorly to abuse and neglect. Feed occasionally but not too often. Do not leave unattended near females.
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Very sensitive must hadle with care, and use a gentle cycle.
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Riip knill wraaamp blabber groppa vroem, brijst asisa wreet. (in other words, it would be completely not understandable jibberish)
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Caution: minefield.
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Wash with care in warm water ;)
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Fill with lager and watch him go.
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::Front:: See Reverse for Care Instructions ::Reverse:: See Front for Care Instructions I'm kinda enigmatic like that.
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-Contents under pressure - handle with extreme caution. -May be used indoors or outdoors. -Some training required. -Do not leave unattended for extended periods of time.
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Handle with care.... YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN IM ANGRY!
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warning- non returnable and the batteries dont wear off
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"Warning: This device will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." (And... well, you probably know what comes next)
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Insert male part(A) into female part{B-provided by purchaser)
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Keep her away from ps2's once she pushes the on button the world becomes a gigantic video game.BEWARE
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WARNING:not user friendly, attempt to touch may result in severed limb.
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Well...
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Allergic to DRAMA
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fragile
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Highly volatile ! Touch at your own risk!
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Warning sarcasm may be included in this package!!!!!!
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Be Careful...she will stop at nothing to feed you all the time...do not fall asleep with your mouth open under any circumstances..you have been warned.
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Keep out of sun. Do not irritate. May be hazardous to your health if not used correctly.
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let run free. use caution when fed caffine and chocolate and before ovulation.
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1. Not active when not combined with caffinated substance. 2. Let sit for 2 minutes then serve (to me).
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Honesty required.
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Treat with care, FRAGILE!!!
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Use at your own risk. I come with no guarantee and no warranty. Once activated, you absolutely cannot, under any circumstances return me.
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Warning: May become total drama queen at a moment's notice. Don't insult if you want your ears working in the end. May be timid and should be gently encouraged instead of yelled at.
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Do NOT piss off!
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Highly Volatile! Keep in temperatures between 35-85 degrees F! Once active, this unit might possibly run nonstop for up to 48 hours! If given Mountain Dew, any form of energy beverage, or sugar, this time period might extend to 72 hours! Use Caution when feeding unit! Warning to Males: Do not shake, puncture, incinerate, or aggravate product as doing so may result in loss of hearing, sight, taste, touch, or the ability to procreate.
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Some dis-assembly required.
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Take right before bed with a tall glass of water.
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Detain immediately!
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water frequently. I have a tendancy to get dehydrated.
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handle with care,lol
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"Comes with track balls and joystick"
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"Shake well before using"
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Fragile. Open with tender loving care.
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HANDLE WITH CARE.
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Wind er up and see what happens.
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Love me unconditionally or don't love me at all
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