Probaly run and/or hide. Yea pretty bad idea...

Cringe in some cupboard somewhere probably...I come from a long line of cowards...that is why it is a long line...LOL

My dog would make sure to bark and I'd dial 911 - and hid

run up to the guy (or gal, you never know) punch in the face and chest, break a bone if i can, then run like hell and call the police.

There's always a wepon. there's pens, pencils, cordless phones, corded phones, the computer, the lamp, the wireless mouse, the wired mouse, a book, the vacum cleaner, the doorknow, the light switch, the fake plants, the ruler, the wireless modem, the TV, the table, the bench in the backyard... yeah

All I have to say is that being alone might be a good thing because if someone else is with you they might give away your position. I can stay calm until I see that there's a clear way to the nearest exit and then make a run for it.

I would have a really loud alarm system and then i would hide until someone came.

Battle him with my wit!

Close myself in the bathroom, call the police and prey they will come :)

Charge him -- at 6' 5" and looking like I do, I can be pretty intimidating; most folks tend to give me a wide berth...

Run! If I couldn't do that in a weird way I imagine staying very calm. Most burglars will only steal and run if you're there.

Ok, if you are home alone and there is a bad dude in you house this is what ou got to do what you will need - a pare of pants ones you dont like (you will understand when you keep reading) -rope -a chair -a bad guy -a home -stuff to be stolen - have to take a crap or pee -bravery -a hiding place - a whip -oatmeal - taco salad -music - a mustach -pens -paper All righte this is your plan well my plan but do it its funny ok first see the bad guy make sure its a bad guy and not your uncle hank (that happen to me once)ok hide in a place out of sight were he will walk by when he walks by scream like a retared seagull he will be startled and mabye run but before he leaves try to push him in a chair tie him up in the chair and tell him he is fat be all up in his kolaid like "ohh yeah!!" all right then make him mad ask him difficult questions to make him feel stupid and rub it in his face when he is wrong like what color is a fire truck and he will be all like uhh red and laugh and be like no stupid its red and he will be all like thats what i said and you say umm no i dont be think you did. then take stuff out of the fridge and poor it on him like oatmeal and taco salad then run away for like 2 min then run at him fart on him and scream your it! haha i having fun writing this i am rereading it and laughing ok then turn on some music and start dancing lilk an idiot and start screaming the lyrics by his face but not so close he might try to bite you or spit on you then get a mouse and whip him with it not hard just to piss him off and while you whiping him staring singing whip it whip it good.... whip it whip it good. ohh this is why you need pants ok i would be pisted if some one tryed to steal from me so crap your pants or pee and tie pants to his face and call him a crap face and tie the pants to his face you need a mustach because there funny and i felt like it. Tickle him till he pees and be like OHH ON THE CARPET! then read him a story once a pon a time there was a robber who peed his pants.haha loser ok then uhh lets see ohh this would be funny pour water on him then was his hair the try to feed him potatoes the write on his face like penis and fatty and doughnut this will make him mad the sit there silently then poke him and scream POKE! do this ever 27 seconds till you get bored of it then throw stuff at him like pencils and pens and paper ok i amm done i have wrote enough i think

I would stay still while my dog attacked, then call 911.

Not gonna happen. There's no where in my house with multiple weapons. Bedroom has 2 pistols and a shotgun, 2 short swords, 2 butterfly knives, and a machette. The rest of the house has cross bows, throwing knives, katanas, a sword cane, ect.... There's no where in my house without a weapon. There's even one next to the shower.

i'd hear the noise... grab a weapon(iron, pan, gun, knife, picture frame, the cat, hammer, rock solid fruit cake....etc)then hide in a good spot till the ol theif walks past... then pop out and crack em right over the head... repeat the cracking of the head until he passes out... call the police(but not before you check his pockets for cash).. if i couldnt reach a weapon i would follow this and clean his clock with a good one, two.. followed by a combination of hooks, uppercuts, and straight rights..

There are lots of things that can be used as a weapon in a pinch. the human body is incredibly fragile.