Where should I hide my sausage?
by 
neilychops
ANSWERS: 12
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we keep meat in the fridge, sounds like you should do the same
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Why hide it, show it everyone. +4
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If ya don't have a girlfriend, the shower works.
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If it hasn't been bitten into yet, thumb tack it to the back of the closet no one uses.
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Hide your sausage in your dresser or your pants in a baggy.
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In a public toilet?
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In the Classic French Literature section of your public library, right behind the books on Honoré de Balzac. No one ever reads them. +5
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I can't say without being thrown into the AB penalty box. lol
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between a pair of nice warm buns
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In Kim *******'s vagina. So many have been there, she most likely will never even notice.
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Put it in a link & send it to Monstersausage.com!! +5
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if you are a dog, you can hide it in your stomach. If not, hide it someplace in the fridge, in either the cold-storage bins, fresh-food bin, or even the bins inside the refrig. door.(I always tend to call these bins the butter bins.)
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