by Gossamer on November 22nd, 2009

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How do you answer the phone...Do you say hello...Johnson residence....etc....?

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  • by celticmoonlight on January 19th, 2011

    celticmoonlight

    "WHAT? JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU NOT GIVE ME ONE ******* MINUTES PEACE"

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  • by Count Orlok on January 19th, 2011

    Count Orlok

    "Sheriff's office, Deputy Fife speaking!"

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  • by GibsonGuy on January 19th, 2011

    GibsonGuy

    Hola.

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  • by Over and Out on January 19th, 2011

    Over and Out

    Nyello!! It's your dime, start talkin' ....

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  • by devillishese on November 22nd, 2009

    devillishese

    i just say hi

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  • by SandraSandboxes Has a Loony Cat on January 19th, 2011

    SandraSandboxes Has a Loony Cat

    Hello?

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  • by SassyPink on January 19th, 2011

    SassyPink

    What's up sparkie

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  • by knowwereman222 on January 19th, 2011

    knowwereman222

    Hello who ever your looking is not here good-bye

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  • by DFTBA on January 19th, 2011

    DFTBA

    *My last name* residence.

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  • by canbfrisky on January 19th, 2011

    canbfrisky

    I have two ways -either simply 'Hello?' or "Yes?"

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  • by megcham on January 19th, 2011

    megcham

    "WHAT?"
    It used to be worse.

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  • by Beavis - the other white meat on November 22nd, 2009

    Beavis - the other white meat

    I say hola! with a Spanish accent.

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  • by therapist on November 22nd, 2009

    therapist

    Hello. If I am at work I answer Dr.__________ but at home Hello.

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  • by Vintage... on January 19th, 2011

    Vintage...

    Hellooooooo (with a Swedish accent) or a yodel ....

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  • by Marky Mark on January 19th, 2011

    Marky Mark

    Yodel-eh-dil-dee.!!!

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  • Hello and i give my number and name .

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  • by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on January 19th, 2011

    Lemonyellow Di Vintage

    I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"....

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  • by HEYTHERE on January 19th, 2011

    HEYTHERE

    No, not always. Sometimes I screen calls.

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  • by Dontfeedthefatass on January 19th, 2011

    Dontfeedthefatass

    what's up, hello, how's it going, and hi. Sometimes I like to say "good afternoon" or something else to add variety. ha

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  • by MadMike on November 22nd, 2009

    MadMike

    (This dates me some)
    it's Your dime, but it's my time, make it good, and make it fast. Dump the script, I'll only tell you this twice.
    (we get a LOT of marketing calls)

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  • by mrrw on November 22nd, 2009

    mrrw

    Ho there.

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  • by Baggins on November 22nd, 2009

    Baggins

    Hello!

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  • by rentluva5256 on November 22nd, 2009

    rentluva5256

    I just say "hello". i dont pick up if i dont no the number.

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  • by Anonymous on November 22nd, 2009

    Anonymous

    *YO*

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  • by thetruth on November 22nd, 2009

    thetruth

    I usually just say hello or what's up depending on who it is. If its a number I don't know, I don't pick up.

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  • by Wind in the Willow on November 22nd, 2009

    Wind in the Willow

    I hit play and listen to the message.

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  • by Anonymous on November 22nd, 2009

    Anonymous

    city morgue how can i help?

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  • by Gene H on November 22nd, 2009

    Gene H

    Gosh. I don't remember. I haven't had a call in years.

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  • by Raddman on November 22nd, 2009

    Raddman

    I don't ever think giving your name over the phone to someone who might be a stranger is a good idea, a simple hello is sufficient...On my answering machine I just have a simple message to leave a message without names or numbers! Then again most land line phones have a caller ID now so you know who is calling to be safe! +++++

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  • by novemberlove on November 22nd, 2009

    novemberlove

    If I'm at work I say, "Hello Noah's Ark?" But if it's my cell phone I say either "hello" or "yes?"

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  • by U C ME on November 22nd, 2009

    U  C  ME

    You rang! Using the voice of Lurch out of The Adams Family! Nah not really. Just a plain & simple hello for me!

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  • by -Icy- on November 22nd, 2009

    -Icy-

    i usually say hey you .

    +5

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  • by Ironhead on November 22nd, 2009

    Ironhead

    Answering machine does the most answering, but if the caller ID says it is someone I want to talk to I usually answer with.... Yeeessss

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  • by Sid on November 22nd, 2009

    Sid

    Just "hello?"

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  • by 4down2 on November 22nd, 2009

    4down2

    caller id thank-you

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  • by The Holy Spirit on January 19th, 2011

    The Holy Spirit

    Hello

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  • by granmagriddle on January 19th, 2011

    granmagriddle

    Depends. If I don't recognize the number, it's the customary "hello", if it's someone I know I use their name: "hello, Sam" or sometimes I'll say: "Joe's pool hall, 8-ball speaking."

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  • by ilikeitwhenitrains on January 19th, 2011

    ilikeitwhenitrains

    "hi"

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  • by Folriva on January 19th, 2011

    Folriva

    By picking up the reciever with my right hand.

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  • by Stepper on January 19th, 2011

    Stepper

    WBRX, you're on live.

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  • by Xoxo_luv on January 19th, 2011

    Xoxo_luv

    The regular way :P

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  • by Habdjk on January 19th, 2011

    Habdjk

    Buddy the elf whats your favorite color

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  • by Okey Studmuffin on January 19th, 2011

    Okey Studmuffin

    Heeerrro? My babe always calls me and goes "BOOTY!" hehe so I always say something like "Hey pumpkin tits to him XD

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  • by Aisha1950 on January 25th, 2011

    Aisha1950

    Standing up.

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  • by Cayla_W on July 26th, 2011

    Cayla_W

    I just say hello.

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  • by former member151654646 on January 20th, 2011

    former member151654646

    who are you and what do you want

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  • by HoboJoe on January 19th, 2011

    HoboJoe

    Three, two, one. You're on.

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  • by mondomagiccat on January 19th, 2011

    mondomagiccat

    why helloooooo

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  • by Pintapride on January 19th, 2011

    Pintapride

    With my left hand!

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