What's your favorite euphemism for an erection?
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Penny The Wise
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Saluting the Flag.
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pitching the tent LOL
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A rise in my Levi's (as opposed to a dangler in my Wrangler's):-)
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Sailing at full mast.
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Purple headed yogurt slinger ;)
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Popping a rod
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got wood?
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Captain Happy...always at attention!
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'major boner' lolz
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"Wow, I think I just saw your mom."
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Taj-ing! ... Taj Mahal ... the greatest thing ever "erected" for the love of a woman.
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full stack!
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I've got a Cocktus
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Sporting a tremendous woodie.
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pussy detection Flesh Rocket standing tall sportin' wood Rigormortis Has Set In Mighty Exclaibur! Baby's Arm Holding An Apple F*ck Stick It's harder than Trigonometry I am entertained with these but my fave is Cocked 'N' loaded
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SHHHHHHHHHWING (Gillete Commercial)
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My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
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Schwing.
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I really love you baby......I Love what you got..........Lets get together and Get hot........ No more tomorrow baby......... theres no where to run. You pull the trigger of my.......... Love gun.......Sorry just made me think of a song. I like love muscle.
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1. boner 2.hard on 3.wood 4.pocket rocket 5.red headed trouser snake 6.so hard a cat could not scratch it 7.so hard i could drive a railroad spike up a mosquito's ass
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The boys are angry. =)
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red rocket
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stiff one eye
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anyone one mentioned in this song:
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heads up
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A chub.
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cocksicle
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Stiff1I Also third leg!
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dick-dick-dingaling
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pitchin a 8 person tent.
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Diamond cutter
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Stiffy
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The Battle Axe.
El Soupy 
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