Why shouldn't you tug on Superman's cape?
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Because he can fling you into the Sun if you piss him off...
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'Cause Jim Croce told me not to.
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Because Superman can take off into the stratosphere like a rocket at a moment's notice. If you have a good enough grip it could take your arm clean off, leaving you there armless, and Superman wondering where that arm on his cape came from.
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Because he may take off with you hanging on. A good formula for fatally losing your grip. :):):):)
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for the same reason you don't mess around with Slim.
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Because Jim Croce said so.
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