When is it time to shop for food?
by 
Lynn-is Lost
ANSWERS: 18
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When there's no food in the house.
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the first of every month Foodstamp days
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when you have the money to do so
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When you have money and no food.
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When the fridge looks like Mother Hubbard's cupboard. Other'n that, there's a coney a couple blocks away that makes some darned good sandwiches.
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when your stomach is full.
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Late in the evening on Wednesday is usually a pretty good time.
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Before you totally run out. :-)
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When you run out of something, when there is a good sale and you need to stock up and hopefully when you have a list and will stick to it.
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When you gaze upon a very sad sight, indeed = an empty cupboard. Bummer. ;-)
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If you start nibbling on dog biscuits, it's definitely time.
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When you're running really low or even ran out of food.
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Right after breakfast on a Sunday morning. The stores are usually vacant and you will have more will power because you just ate. I don't like going, but if I have to, I will go then.
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In the morning when everyone is sleeping. Seriously, I don't enjoy the presence of little bastard-ass kids running around everywhere, climbing on karts and injurying themselves, and seeing every box opened by them.
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When the daughter makes the statement "There's nothing to eat"....
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1) You start wondering if the horrific things in the back of the refrigerator might be edible. 2) You run out of ingredients for McDonald's ketchup soup. 3) Whenever you leave an all-you-can-eat buffet the waiters insist on frisking you first. 4) That hearty breakfast of orange food coloring and toaster crumbs. 5) You start a trendy new liquid diet because you are out of solid food. 6) People ask you to stop bringing plastic fruit to their potlucks. 7) Two words: Donner Party. 8) You just can't face another night of rotisserie pigeon. 9) Homeless people stop by to give you money. 10) Roaches no longer check in to the little hotels.
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2am. Beat the lines.
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When/if I run out of food.+4
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