A lounge chair near the bar. Family connections. +5

Being eternally separated from God once I had seen His glory.

This is why I remain faithful to God because I don't want to end up in Hell with rap music being played 24/7!

since mental pain is infinitely worse than physical pain (hi all you cutters out there!) it would be watching my dear ones suffer

Going hell: fabulous idea

Being temporarily surrounded by praying Christians because I would only be paying a flying visit from nowhere and they would mistake me for God because I would be old and grey.

Well I guess they'd start by telling me to go back and amend all my atheist AB answers.....but at least it would be warm down there.....

It would be like on the series Star Trek where Harry Mudd has all these creations that look like his wife yelling at him only in my hell I would have dozens of my wife presented to me and none of them would like or have sex with me.

Having to watch a Fox news station over and over and over...

The anal probe, because I'm a total ass.

My ex husbands penis and because sex with him on earth was torture why wouldn't they make me relive it in hell?

I think that I would be tortured with perpetual boredom.

I would be sentenced to an argument with a mixed group of religious zealots and lawyers. Because they can never admit that they might be wrong. +3

scolds bridle to shut me up.+5

being put in a widowless room with disco playing 24/7

They'd cut my penis off and I would be eternally confused and directionless - with nothing to follow...

all of them. im just immoral

Endlessly listen to a debate on national interaction.

I'd be left alone in a room because I have detachment issues && the need to be with people.

Endless Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers videos. Holy god the horror. ;_;

There is bliss and there is hell. Bliss is our Divine birthright. When we turn away from the Divine, we enter into hell or a turning away from the Divine. If you feel shitty, you are in hell already.

It would alternate between having to listen to a Republican and a Democrat "debating" politics by throwing insults and accusations at each other and having to listen to girls who have willingly had sex asking if they could be pregnant.

I imagine I would be tortured by NASCAR loving, tobacco chewing, toothless, horny rednecks while the FOX news pundits along with the television Bible thumpers preached constantly in the background.

Sending me to heaven and forcing me to read bible stories and sing hymns to the saved people for eternity.

Dude. After spending years of my existence in: A)Oklahoma, B) Texas, and C) Saudi. I think I've done enough time in Hell-thank-you-very-much!

I'd be forced to watch reruns of reality TV and iCarly. I hate that shit.

I'll sit in a jury seven days a week with Rush Limbaugh as the witness. Oh endless babbling.

Hell is where there is drop dead gorgeous men and women, but the men have no penises and the women no vagina's. That's enough torture for me.

All of these would fit my category Judas Cradle - The Judas Cradle is a very painful torture. The victim was seated on a triangular-shaped seat where he or she was slowly impaled. Coffin Torture - The coffin torture - a very cruel medieval device where the victim was locked for hours or longer. The Brazen Bull - The brazen bull was a terrible torture device used in ancient Greece and throughout the Middle Ages. The Rack Torture - The rack is commonly referred as the most painful medieval torture of them all. The Water Torture - There were many ways to punish a victim with the use of water. This article explains the most common forms of such torture. Exposure - A terrible torture that was often deadly. The exposure was a method used all around medieval Europe. The sentence depended on the crime. The Chair of Torture - A striking instrument, the Chair was widely used throughout medieval Europe and beyond. It's origins are not clear, but the truth remains: This is one of the most painful and psychologically striking tortures ever devised by the human mind. The Pear of Anguish - A very painful torture applied almost exclusively on witches, liars, blasphemers and homosexuals. The Rat Torture - Rats were used for torture. They were free, available and painful if known how to use. The Breast Ripper - A very cruel form of torture was the Breast Ripper. A variant, The Spider, was similarly painful and frequently fatal. The Head Crusher - The head crusher was a psychologically striking instrument that was mainly used to extract confessions. Saw Torture - The Saw was a humiliating and painful torture available everywhere. The Virgin of Nuremberg (The Maiden) - The Maiden, also known as the Virgin of Nuremberg, was a torture device that consisted of a coffin with the face of a maiden full of spikes on every wall. The Spanish Tickler - A terrible torture used to tear a victim's flesh apart. It was commonly used in Spain. Garrotte Torture - The Garrotte was mostly used for executions and was very frequently used in Spain, hence its name. Flagellation (Whipping) - Describes the act of flagellation or whipping. Its use was very common in Ancient Rome, but it was stil a favorite form of punishment during the Middle Ages. The Wheel Torture (Breaking Wheel) - The Wheel torture was a very painful form of capital punishment. Death could be prolonged to a day or more. Foot Roasting - Foot roasting was used in the Middle Ages to extract confessions. The Templar Knights, among many other orders, were tortured with this same method. Burning at the Stake - Being burned at the stake was a terrible way to die. It could take several hours for death to occur and the causes of death were diverse. Thumbscrew Torture - A painful torture mostly used to extract confessions before moving to more painful torture methods. The Heretics Fork - A painful torture used to restrain a victim. It was used throughout the Middle Ages, but it reached its peak during the Spanish Inquisition. Flaying Torture - A very old and painful method that consists of "skinning" a person alive. Lead Sprinkler - The lead sprinkler was used to torture victims by pouring molten metals in different parts of their body. Knee Splitter - Used for destroying body parts, the knee splitter was a terrifying torture device that could even bring death. The Spanish Spider - A variant of the breast ripper, the Spanish Spider is an instrument capable of mutilating a woman's breasts. Pillory Torture - A mild form of punishment, the pillory was frequently used in the medieval world. Crocodile Tube - The crocodile tube was used to kill or extract confessions. It was one of the cruelest torture devices ever used on human beings. The Brank - The Brank was used to humiliate women who "broke the public order" through gossip or other means.

I think it will be eternal fire, would be sentenced for sin in our lives. Jesus died for our sin and can escape hell, if you accept Him as your personal saviour.

I will be listening to religious idiots talk about god.

I would be trying to open up a cold pepsi, and there would be no opening. it would be cold and real...but there is no opening. or I would be online and the internet would keep flipping off in the middle of something.

being with the religious fanatics on this site

Locked in a small room with a hyperactive, flatulent, christian. Because the devil has a wicked sense of humor.

Id probaly wind up in a room full of freaking Rappers. Haveing to listen to that garbage for eternity.Why? Because I hate that S%^# with a passion.

I think I would be forever missing a high-stakes one foot putt.