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by Sid on October 30th, 2009
Lie in the bath.
by mellow_girl on October 30th, 2009
sit on the tolit and hold a small trash can...
by Maul on October 30th, 2009
Get a bucket.
by Mountain Momma on October 30th, 2009
Multitask
by Anonymous on November 1st, 2009
Do it in the shower, then police it up later. +5
by Mr. Black on November 1st, 2009
remember where I placed the mop and bucket.
by Bloed... on stand-by on November 1st, 2009
I just hope that it all comes out from the right place, and not mixed up!
by Lonely - Rebel - AYPWIP on October 31st, 2009
Sit on your lap :P
by kybear on October 30th, 2009
sit on the toilet with a wastebasket at my feet.
by Temporary Name on October 30th, 2009
get a bucket..
by Tel UK- Licensed to fish! on October 30th, 2009
Take a bowl to the loo.....run
by DukeG on October 30th, 2009
Sit on the bowl with a garbage bag in your lap.
by cutie-pie on October 30th, 2009
Sit on the toilet and have a bucket that I get sick in.
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on October 30th, 2009
Take yer pick! Heh!
by TheJoker on October 30th, 2009
Fortunately this has never happened to me...... altho it did to my older brother & we've never let him forget!
by Symbeline on October 30th, 2009
I create art.
by Theby on May 20th, 2010
WARNING: Get in the bath! Get in the bath! Low in the bath! Low in the bath!
by jonathonmirza on May 15th, 2010
I remember this happend to me once i had to throw up really bad and i had the runs really bad. I was making my way to the toilet when i pooped a bit in my pants, after about 5 minuites the puke started, and i was still out side, (this was at bording school) i was thowing up all over myself and everyware else and pooping myself all the way up the stairs to the toilet. I was in the toilet for about half an hour i guess messing myself and puking as much as i could get in to the toilet bowel. Im not shhure what happend after that cause i woke up in hospital in a very wet and messy diaper, so im guessing i probably passed out from dehydration. They said i had severe gastroentroritus (i dont know how its spelt or how to spell properly anyway lol) well i was inthe hospital for 7 months as it had been continuing despite all the fluids, antibiotics, and other drugs they had been giving me. I thoughly disliked the sensation of cold dioreah running all over my legs and back and cold vomit, however the i thoughily enjoyed the sensation of the dioreah and wetting in my diapers while i was in the hospital, as the diapers kept it all warm and in one place mostly so it was all squishy. I must have regressed so much during those 7 months cause i remember the nurses feeding me water with a baby botle, mostly i was given food through a nasogatric feeding tube as i was to weak to feed myself anyway and eaven if i could have i probibly couldent have kept it in. after what ithink was the first month and a half, i had exploritory sugery cause i had started pooping blood and throwing up blood. They found that i had a massive infection in part of the lining of my intestines. They removed it during a second opiration were they cut a section of my intestines out. After this my condition slowly started improving, though having had the runs for so long i was bowel incontinent and had to continue using the diapers.I dident mind this at all cause i had known since i was 7 that i liked diapers, and all this happend when i was 13, and as an adult baby i always prefer to use my diapers rather then the toilet. Anyway by the time i left the hospital i had regaind controal over my bowels but it was the same kind of controal a 4 year old has and i had to wear training pants, as i still had the ocashional accident. Some times i used to just pee the training pants on purpose and ocashionaly i would poop on purpose as i liked it. Of course back then it was a secret. Now i dont care who knows. Being an Adult Baby is an emotional psycalogical coping statigy, its in no way sexual for me and has nothing to do with pedophilles.
I may like children (who dosent), but im certinaly not attracted to them thats just disturbing and sick, anyone who is should be strung up by there eye balls while there testicles are very slowly cut off with razor blade that has been contaminated with some progresive neurological viral disese that will reduce them physicaly helpless vigitating bodys like Terry Sarvo, but keep there minds active so they have there life to think about what they did, without any sight, so they cant see, and with out and sound so they cany hear, all they can do is think and every thing else has to be done for them, but they can still experience pain and they experience pain 24/7. Thats what the sentence should be for any form of abuse, volence or neglect of a child.
by ps3girlgamer1990 on May 21st, 2010
You place a bucket between your legs sit down on the porcelain throne and hope your puke does not miss the bucket.
by vomguy on January 17th, 2012
sit on the toilet with a bucket
by Sandwich_boy on May 6th, 2010
I like to use the "poo and puke technique" when puking comes while you're on the toilet. If you poo a little then you need to be sick swivel round sniff the bowl (hard) and it'll get the puke up better. Then continue pooing. Obviously its best to have most of ur poo done already otherwise things could get nasty. Hope this helps!
by cheleryan on December 23rd, 2010
say a prayer...
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LoL!
by SilentPurr on October 30th, 2009
I know that shit..
by Temporary Name on October 30th, 2009
It might be best to rinse yourself off before you exit the bath though.
by Sid on October 31st, 2009
Serious? I always walk out, all brown and thrown up on and just sit on the couch...
by Temporary Name on October 31st, 2009
It all depends of course on whether you are in your own home at the time or not. If in someone else's home then it makes sense to do things your way, but in your own home only a fool would get shit on their own furnishings. Also if you do it in someone else's home then you have the bonus of not having to bother cleaning the bath afterwards.
by Sid on October 31st, 2009
haha, you´re a mean fucker! But I´m gonna be able to laugh about this for days..
I posted a question about best friends and moms having sex. I´m still a bit short on answers (most people didn´t appreciate it) maybe you wanna have a look? :)
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/1778960
by Temporary Name on October 31st, 2009
LMAO!! Sid, you just made my day!
by Bloed... on stand-by on November 1st, 2009
Thanks, glad to be of assistance.
by Sid on November 1st, 2009