Lets imagine that Barack Obama, George Bush and Sarah Palin entered a lemonade contest. All three are dressed as Mickey Mouse and each operates a lemonade stand. In what order will their net sales stand by the end of the week?
by 
Alexander
ANSWERS: 8
-
Lets imagine that you are a troll and have reduced yourself to asking asinine questions.
-
Sorry, I'm just flabbergasted that anyone would ask such an inane question. My answer: Who knows? Perhaps the person with the best recipe.
-
Is there a point to this?
-
Let's see.... George W. Bush bankrupted every business he ever ran (including the United States government), so he'd probably be in last place. Sarah Palin would be too busy fixing her makeup and reading newspapers ("All of them, Katie") to keep her mind on the business. But her relative attractiveness (to some) my generate some sales. Barack Obama, of course, would secretly divert government money from ACORN to his lemonade stand, so he'd be rolling in the dough....;-D... . . .
-
Sarah Palin would get massive amounts of money from getting her knees dirty a couple of times and then quit before the day is over. George Bu$h would make a mess of the lemonade stand drinking away all of the lemonade and then going over to a couple of rival stands and knocking them over. Then pat himself on the back. Barack on the other hand, would then be left to clean up the messes left by the other too Birth Control Poster Children.
-
This is a very GOOD question! I'm not certain, but it might go like this. Mr. Bush would start losing money right away, of course. So he would hire Ms. Palin to stand there and distract customers while he picked their pockets. Mr. Obama would run a thoughtful and deliberate lemonade stand and would win over the customers, who wanted more lemonade for the money! Something like that, maybe!
-
George Bush $450, Sarah palin $500. Obama $4.5 trillion in debt!
-
Let's imagine you are taking your "Mickey Mouse" question and putting in your Halloween bag and pretend these are your "treats". Ok? Happy Halloween!
Moongrim RELATED QUESTIONS
Copyright 2023, Wired Ivy, LLC