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I think George Carlin said it best: They always say:"Tell us, in your own words,...." Do you have your own words? Hell, I been usin' the same words everyone else has been throwin' around! The next time they say,"Tell us, in your own words,"....you tell 'em "FILDECARB NETWICK GIT MOCKTAAB!"
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Dang, shoot, freakin'. I use these to try to get my son not to cuss all the time.
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poopface.
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Usually "phooey", "heck", and "shoot".
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POLITICS
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Butt hole which is better than ass hole.
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Fudge, Shitzu, Darn, Mmmm, Shoot.
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Frickety frackin fru fru
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darn, silly, and booger are words i use around my little brother and his friends
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Pants.
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I take a cue from Darren McGavin's (rest his soul) character from "A Christmas Story":)
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None. I curse like a sailor. But I'll sometimes say Shi- and turn it into sugar.
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"oh balls!" or "oh bloody 'ell"
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"Goderrgh" (Godd***it) "Shffff" (S**t) "Ftfff" (F*c*) ...I stub my toe a lot.
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I don't.
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Bugger, Darn, Poop!
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Sun on the beach
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Sugar, shoot, FarOut! Brussel Sprout, bugger, bum, geeeeezzzzzzz
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Instead of using the F word sometimes, I will say, "Foot!" I got that from my grandmother. And I know this is going to make me sound like the biggest sci-fi nerd in the world (or universe maybe!) but I have totally ripped off the word "Frak!" from Battlestar Galactica. It is easier to use that Smurf- and carries a bigger punch! There's no frakking way I am working today. Do I look like I give a frak? Tell your Dad to go frak himself, okay?
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Dang! Oh dear! Shoot! Farts! Stupid-jerk and fruggin idiot!
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In honour of Doug Adams I say "Belgium" once in awhile.
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Freakin and Fudge
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cheese and rice
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"shin" often replaces the one it sounds like because i was teaching gymnastics one day, banged my shin on a low beam, started to say "oh shi....." thought twice and said "shin."
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Fudge. and... FROGIT!!
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Oh dear me what a to do! I wish!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shootey.
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Flippin' and Snap
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Dang it - Darn it
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The oh-so-nerdy "frackin'"
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I always say CRAP
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I usually DO use the real swear words, but sometimes I use: Farging Icehole. Cack Sicker. Clock Bliter. Thrashing Gash. Take Off. Eat Ship. Nob Nibbler. Dill. Get Stuffed. I also swear, and mock swear, in 6 languages.
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I used to burn myself a lot when I was little, so every time I get hurt, I yell "HOT!" "Frick" - thank you Scrubs. Also "Shizah!" (don't know if that's spelled right), which I think is German for sh*t. I tend to just make up words a lot, though. Or random noises.
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I want to get into the habit of going "ASKTERISKS!!!" or literally saying the name of each of the symbols like "POUND AT DOLLAR AND!!!!" (#@$&!!!) just to be facetious.
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Its a really random word but I use the word Papiado.
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Sometimes I use the "alien" swear words they make up for science fiction shows and novels. Shen, frell, felgercarb, dren, etc.
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None. Let your yes be a yes, your no a no, and your *uck be a *uck... hold it, it guess that's not true.. I use the word *uck.... :-)
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fudge you, bull-logna, sh--ut the front door, flip off, lint licker, cootie face, bi-a-tch, cheese and rice, and shiz. . .that's all i can think of for now!
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Dadblastit!
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crap, hockey pucks,and i hum alot
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Holy sugar. What the flip.
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None. I swear.
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I've recently started calling people, "stinker." I don't know why exactly, but it seems to have caught on. I say "son of a gun" a lot, too.
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I say "Oh, poop!" and instead of the GD word I used to say GD, but now I say "gee whiz." I used to curse like a sailor (well, actually a marine because I was one) but I'm a mom now, and I don't want to set a bad example.
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I have called people "slot head" or "dial-face". (From The Brave Little Toaster.)
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freakin instead of...you know the 'big one'
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BLAST!
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"frilly hats!"
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My son made up his own 'swear' word at about age three. He would shake his finger at me, boiling with rage and say "You, you, you... You BOBBLER, Mom!". I would have to turn my head so he couldn't see me smile. You have to respect their anger, you know! :)
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I use one my grandmother always said Sod-busterd
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Between me and my husband, we have several replacement words. My hubby usually favors "beans" and "farfigneugan" while I tend to use "monkey doo" and "holey socks and shoes".
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i did try to replace swearing once... but i've yet to fin a term with quite the same effect as "fuck off" so i just fucking on't replace the bastards anymore
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usually a different swear word
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What the cluck? That's full of ship.
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Dangit. Dadgommit. Good God! Crap.
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I don't say anything. I'm really not a swearing type of person...I usually bite my tongue and take deep breaths.
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ah fudge!
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Pimhole.
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i usually just say the word profanity in place of them. like what the profanity??
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sometimes... freak for fuck bizzatch for bitch shiz0rz for shit random string of adjectives when really disgusted.
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frick!
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http://www.nocussing.com/ those people are just crazy. i CUSS. get over it. no word can replace a greatly loved "fuck"
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Lol. Usually they arent words. Once I was at the theatre mindlessly playing with a keychain while the previews were playing, and the metal on the keychain sliced my finger pretty bad, and what came out of my mouth kind of resembled a "bawwhhsggoowww! Holy dwuuughffftgeer?!" Lol. It hurt.. really bad. ~+~
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Fornication. Dang. Cheese and rice. Mother fuh stink face poodle head bonicus headicus
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I say freckles, boccalocca, fudge cakes. When it comes to saying I don't care about something, instead of saying the classic "I don't give a flying f**k" I tend to say "I don't give a flying monkey toss". I recently started saying "oh grasshoppers!". I also use person, man, human, homosapien ocassionally.
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I don't. If I want to swear, I swear. Words are merely symbols to represent an idea. If you want to represent an idea by a "swear" word, I fail to see how replacing it with another phonetic symbol is any better or worse than using the commonly accepted term.
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Frick.
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butnugget,oh snap, oh fizzle, turd, turdtown
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Fudge Cake! instead of F*ck
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Son of a cat Steer Manure (bulls**t) Anna Ayala (contaminated food) Bleep Son of a bleach Bruja con abeja (witch with a bee) Son of a witch
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jeepers cripes is what i say in lieu of JC. it's just the thing that you dont say the lords name in vain. the jc thing is not swearing, but IS disrespectful
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ah shoelaces!
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I say "Sunny Beaches" "Fudge Sticks" and "Blue Bells & Gopher Wings" I really had to do some rearanging when my daughter said something I used to sat all the time. She was 2 yrs. old and in her high chair. I was cooking and dropped something. She looked at me and said, "Piss up a rope" I knew I needed to change my wicked ways then and there.
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You little TURKEY instead of you little $h!t
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I say, Oh For Cry Eye!!
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Ha, im very bad about saying stupid! Like, "I cant open this 'stupid' thing". Thats prob worse. And thats only if I caught myself from saying the swear word!! haha
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Yammit Ships
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Fiddle sticks, frigging, fecese, or hooey!
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On AB I always use asterisks..like what the he**! In real life I just use the words I want...It's usually me swearing at some spinmeister on the TV and Jim laughs at me and says "you tell 'em honey"..so no one gets hurt, I get to vent and no blood is drawn! :)
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Oh shorts!!!
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I say darn, H-E-double hockey sticks, dagnabit, and shoot.
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I say 'friggin' a whole lot. Gosh Darn it all. Oh Buggery.
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Mother Trucker....Sheep Dip....dagnabit.
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for gods sake is a regular one.
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i say oh dear, oh my, or oh no. i usually say oh before swearing which is weird
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that's nucking Futs!
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Shoot
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I quite like the Battlestar Galactica word 'Frack'
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shiblingering and flipididooda random i no!
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WTFT.......as in WHAT THE ...FRENCH TOAST
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Fffffishcakes and Sugarlumps are two of my favorites and I like Fercryingoutloud too, if you say the first syllable right.
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I don't really swear or curse. I just say "Oh, NO!!!" or "Oh dear!" That's all. It's not a substitution for anything, though.
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Haha. It depend who I am talking to - if a good friend I don't replace. If anybody else I just put in different words. I will still express myself the best possible way but with the different words. LOL Instead of damn I say darn for example...
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I Say " SOn of a Beach!" and "You lil Sheet!"
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"aw shucks" and "oh dear" and "oh my" and "schnitzel sticks" ...They don't, each stand, for one specific word but, they do stand in for something that wouldn't be as nice.
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When I was in 7th grade, our science teacher spilled something corrosive (or something like that), and he says, "Oh shhhhhh-......nikes. Oh shnikes." We all crached up laughing at his mock innocence.
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there's "holy smokes!" and "blockhead" the rest i can think of are either too childish, or have already been mentioned.
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