ANSWERS: 55
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Testing parachutes.
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The oldest profession.
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Working in a sewer, probably plumbing in general.
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Crash test dummy
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Proctologist. I think looking up assholes would be awful.
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Politics...too much pressure for me.
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Naked snake handling.
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Working for an H.M.O Health insurance company.I'm not god.So how can a person sitting behind a desk that you don't even know can make and never meet deny your doctors request for life saving sugery just because that certain procedure doesn't fall into the plan your on.Totall B.S
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Any of the ones on "Dirty Jobs" I don't like getting dirty. Just watching that show makes me feel gross.
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Funeral Director or Coroner. I take my hat off to those who are in these occupations, but they are not for me.
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Pilot. I fear of the plane just losing power and crashing.
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Teaching. Don't get me wrong, I like kids, although the small ones get stuck between your teeth........
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male gay porn star
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Retailing. on your feet all day. contentious customers, working holidays, working nights. I try my best to make people working in retail have an easier time; but I have seen discourtesy of the highest order--customers on cell phones while pointing at articles of clothing, or at the check out...blaming the clerk for the "high" prices, returning clothing after it was worn once, and so forth....no retailing for me.
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Prostitution
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taxi driver
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Garbage hauler. (sanitation engineer to be PC) I have a brother in law that was one. Work 6 days a week, dumping smelly, maggot-and-fly infested trash, watching for dogs, no time off for the weather... NO THANK YOU!!
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I could never be a re-po person..or a bill collector .
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I would be the worst mathematician in the known universe.
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Management. Any time my success and reputation depend on morons (translation: other people) who resent me for having to balance their well-being against the goals of the company, you're just giving me an excuse to quit and become a hermit.
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I never say never.....given the right circumstances I might do anything, especially if it meant putting a roof over my children's heads or food in their stomaches. I'm thankful I haven't had to test this theory.
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Pope.
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A Podiatrist - dealing with "foot sick" all day long - that's a BIG EWWWW!! I'm a Massage Therapist and working on the feet is not fun for me - especially when they've been stuck in shoes or flip flops all day.
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ANything that smells, such as working with sewage. I'm very sensitive to smells.
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Forest ranger. Too isolated and quiet, even with the internet.
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Crash dummy
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POLICE, they have to stick their hands into people's pockets, kick in doors and waltz uninvited into people's homes, take questionable orders without question. They thrive on adrenaline (worlds most addictive and dangerous drug) Cops have one of the highest rates of divorce and suicide for any profession.
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I don't think I could stomach being a septic guy. One who cleans out the tank.
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Politician.
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Bomb disposal expert , crap myself when someone pulls a cracker.
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Pig W*nker-soooo disgusting.
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A guinea pig that tests the evacuation process on a plane!
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fast food id rather be homeless than work in a degrading job like that.
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Sumo Wrestling
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Having done it off-and-on for about 6 years, I would absolutely refuse to ever work in any kind of corporate retail (i.e. Wal-Mart, Sears, shopping mall, etc.) ever again.
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Window Washer, they have to be mostly crazy to get out on the buildings like they do.
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Anything related to pornography.
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I refuse to sell my body or anyone else's for the "pleasure" of others.
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Anything involving sex, sewers, plumbing or cleaning up dookie (or any other bodily fluids...)! blecch!!
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Anything related to child pornography. There's no amount of money (or anything else) great enough.
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Private male prostitute to Mr. Trump.
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Beer girl on the golf course, lol.
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Anything illegal or work in a chain fast food restaurant again! If I had to work in a restaurant, I'd go to an independent!
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I would say I would "never shovel dung" or whatever, but as soon as I say it, God would get a big chuckle and arrange for me to be doing it tomorrow. I came home to visit my parents and said "I'd never live in Texas." Now, I've lived here for years! I said I'd never pay off my daughter's debts. . . OOOPS. Every time I've said "never," I've ended up eating my words. So, now I taste my words before I spit them out.
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id be most against prostitusion or stripping. nothing against it, i just would never have the balls to do it orthe interest
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I would never work in fast food.
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cleaning out cement trucks
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Any that I know could be harmful to others.
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I would never ever work in the meat packing industry.
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"Bring out your dead."
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I will never, ever, never be the insane person who paints the Golden Gate bridge. Or the crazy person who changes the warning lightbulb on top of the Sears Tower. Forget about it.
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I guess just about any profession that wasn't totally wonderful. I.e., if I could get an acting gig within walking distance of my house I'd do that but nothing else because I'm retired. ;) I guess I wouldn't want to be Trump's hairdresser because I've heard that a single bite from the thing that lives on his scalp is fatal! :0
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Professional Crash Test Dumby
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Anything related to politics.
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Pediatric nursing....too sad to see the abuse caused by parents...same parents the children are sent back home with. I'm a nurse and that rotation scarred me. Otherwise, I would not want to be an oncologist either.
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