- NEW!
by Jacques on October 21st, 2009
Phone the caterer and complain that I ordered cake, not a tart.
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2009
Ask for an STD free cake.
by -Icy- on October 21st, 2009
+5 vomit
by ladyshakespeare on October 21st, 2009
get the cake tested for STD's!!!!
by CaptainHarley adores his life penguin on October 21st, 2009
Run and hide!
by Goofy_20 on October 21st, 2009
Tell that bitch to take me shopping...it is MY birthday after all. :0P
by winkie on October 21st, 2009
Put the lid back on.
by LeopardGecko - ACS on October 21st, 2009
Tell them to make me a new one. I don't want to get sick.
by DukeG on October 21st, 2009
Ask for a "Piece"
by Brian on October 21st, 2009
I'd shove her back into the cake, take the cake to the zoo, and drop it in the gorilla den. :)
by Old School on October 21st, 2009
Ask her to pay for ruining a perfectly nice cake.
I hear she has a few coins to rub together....;-D...
by The Anonymous Witch on October 29th, 2009
knock her out and take her dog ;-)
by Stillme FBB on October 21st, 2009
I'd yell SURPRISE!!!!!!!!LOL
by Nightwatchdog on October 21st, 2009
I'm honestly not sure what Paris Hilton looks like - but if she said her name or wore a name tag I'd say something like this.." Hi Paris - glad to meet you - here- let me help you out of that phony cake".
If she hugged me I'd hug her back - and I'd offer to go get her a drink....other than that I most likely wouldn't pay that much attention to her unless she was talking to me.
I've met a few "famous" people over the years - and I'm of the opinion that they prefer to be treated like normal folks most of the time.
by sweetheart on October 21st, 2009
aim very carefully
by Millenium - The Mysterious M. . . GONE! on October 21st, 2009
Kick her ass for "messing up" my cake, damnit!
by schmee2369 on October 21st, 2009
Throw it away....along with paris.
by Daisygirl on October 21st, 2009
Take her snipe huntin and show her to the nice puppies we have in our woods....
by TAPriceCTR s son is wearing his COAT on October 21st, 2009
hurl, wether I hurl the cake I already ate or hurl her out the door... I'd be throwing something
by Mary Maguire on October 21st, 2009
.... I wouldn't eat the cake...........
by dumdum on October 21st, 2009
Wondrer how in the world she got into such a small space.
by Spicy Hot on October 21st, 2009
Tell her she needs to eat the cake.
by Tom on October 21st, 2009
I'd pop her back into it.
by Hillbilly on October 21st, 2009
Throw my presents at her.
by - MojoThunder - on October 21st, 2009
pay her an extra hundy to poop on my cake
by Redhawk on October 29th, 2009
Be bummed that SOMEBODY spent that much time and money to arrange such a thing.
by mtndewman44 on October 29th, 2009
Refund!
by Gossamer on October 29th, 2009
vomit
by -Slick- on October 29th, 2009
Vomit all over her.
by Frosted Feminine on November 4th, 2009
Wouldn't eat the cake =/
u never know where she was before or wut she touched haha :P
by Anonymous on November 4th, 2009
I would put it back in the oven with her still in it!
by anonymys on November 4th, 2009
shoot myself
by scotty on November 4th, 2009
paris hilton
by The Chief on February 23rd, 2010
B*tch slap her for ruining a perfectly good birthday cake.
by Guy Gray on October 21st, 2009
Complain that the cake isn’t all real. Then ask if she has time for me to pitch some business ideas to her. Behind the “stupid/slutty” stuff , there appears to be a real mind.
by Phrenia on February 3rd, 2010
I'd say something like "Oh.. well, that explains why the cake is so big" and continue talking to whoever was there. (Assuming I was having a birthday party, which I never really do. xD)
by alllexababeeey on February 3rd, 2010
I'd be like "eey, gna choke me money now or WHAT?" =)
by Twisted Taco on February 3rd, 2010
Kill myself
by Rip Van Winkle on February 14th, 2010
RUN SCREAMING!!!
by carsrus on February 15th, 2010
Take her by the hair and pull her over to a chair in the corner, I asume she's naked, would take her over my knee, take by belt off and lay 25 hard strokes across her bare ass, i,D pull on a condom-u know what she has- and fuck her brains out-oh- forgot-she has none!
by Zack on February 23rd, 2010
Get my condom and have sex with her. DUH!!!
by The One on February 20th, 2010
id say strip bitch its my birthday
by Smile loves California on January 25th, 2010
I believe I would ask for a new birthday cake. What a good way to ruin a perfectly good cake! ;-)
by TheJoker on January 25th, 2010
Stick it back in the oven for a couple of hours on a high heat!
by Anonymous on January 5th, 2010
Say "Excuse me, may I help you?"
Who is Paris Hilton?
by More2Be on December 27th, 2009
Bizarre scene. Oops, dream is over.
by dewshaft on January 5th, 2010
I'd ask how the hell she got in a 13x9 inch cake pan.
by Anonomous on January 5th, 2010
I'd be curious whether she had accidentally dropped one of her gold and diamond covered tampons from her bag inside the cake ...
by angel_face on January 15th, 2010
Shove her back in and ask for a cake with Kasey Kahne inside instead. :))
by SIR_Anony is now SIR_Anthony on January 5th, 2010
Kick that skank out of my house and send the wife out for a new cake.
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Cute -and I don't give out many cutes. +6
by dumdum on October 21st, 2009
Cheers dumdum :)
by Jacques on October 21st, 2009