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Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller.
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Reggie Mantle. He loves to joke around!
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The late, great Mitch Hedberg.
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That would be Stephen Lynch hes dam songs are funny as hell
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George Lopez!!!! That is the funniest man I know...hardcore!!!
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Steven Wright. When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. -- Steven Wright When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wright You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. -- Steven Wright If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? -- Steven Wright I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. -- Steven Wright I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". -- Steven Wright My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. -- Steven Wright I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Steven Wright I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wright I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wright I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wright I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list. -- Steven Wright
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Dave Chapelle despite he doesnt do much stand up any more.
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I like so many of them, but I have to say my current giggle master is Ron White! All the way to the scene of the crash...
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Sam Kinison was.
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Dane Cook
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Mitch Hedberg, RIP.
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Of those still around, probably Patton Oswalt. Of those no longer with us, the great Bill Hicks.
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Richard Jeni. Such an imagination. A great voice that held your attention. Amazing stage presence. His stuff made me laugh so much, it hurt. I can't believe he killed himself.
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Tie between Eddie Izzard and Billy Connolly
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RICHARD PRYOR
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Jim Breuer, Dave Chappelle, Steven Wright... wow, they all appeared in Half Baked
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George Carlin.
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Denis Leary
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Larry the Cable Guy Get er done!!!
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Jim Breuer makes me laugh so hard. Lewis Black is pretty funny too. Oh and Bernie Mac...he's hilarious.
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I have to go with Kathy Griffin! And this is my reason:
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Don Rickles
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carlos mencia, dave chappell, george lopez, this one lady i can't remeber her name but she's an insult comic, and steve bryne
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Katt Williams
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Katt Williams -
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Chris Rock, Martin Lawrence, Robin Williams
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Chelsea Handler, Michael Showalter, and Bob Marley (the one from Maine.. not the musician)
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Zach Galifianakis
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Bill Hicks, hands down.
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All Time- Richard Pryor Today- Ron White.
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Eddie Izzard and Wanda Sykes.
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ron white and chris rock both crack me up :)
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Kathy Griffin, Ron White, Denis Leary, and Ralphie May
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Emo Phillips! Steven Wright just about as funny. Weird Al would be right up there too
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1 Dylan Moran (Genius, if you haven't ever heard him please look him up on utube) 2 Demetri Martin 3 Chris Rock 4 Francesca Martinez
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Jim Gaffigan, Mitch Hedberg, Emo Philips, Mitch Fatel, Billy Connolly
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Danny Bhoy, he does great racial stuff. I'm not a racist though.
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Mike Birbiglia!
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I like Dara O'Briain and Peter Kay
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Russell Brand
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At the moment Eddie Izzard
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Mitch Hedberg " You can eat once you find the DuFresnes." Tommy Tiernan "And he very suddenly and dramatically just veered off to the side..."
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Ok lame or not, I like Dennis Leary, even if I WASN'T the first to post him. The second video is dedicated to about 5 AnswerBag members I can think of, I hope they know who they are but that's all I'm allowed to say...
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I used to like Richard Jeni until he offed himself.
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It was Dane Cook, but now its definatly Mitch Hedberg
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Tommy Cooper was the silliest but, in my book, he was soooo funny! I still roll about laughing when I see one of his acts, although I will have seen a dozen times before. Have a laugh! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhMRJMEJW2k&NR=1
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I saw Bob Saget, he was friggin hillarious.... Nothing like I expected.... very crude, and foul mouthed, and vulgar, it was great!
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Of the current comedians I think I like Ron White the best. On my all-time list, Rodney Dangerfield for sure.
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Robbin Williams does great stand up.
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Mo'nique stand-up comedy
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For me it's a tie between Bill Maher and Jerry Seinfeld. The funniest that I ever saw in person was Woody Allen.
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Dane Cook hes energetic and crazy
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Chris Rock. He is f*cking hilarious. :)
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist
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Billy Connolley.
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Dave Chapelle!!! I'm Rick James b***h!!!
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Richard Pryor
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George Carlin
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Hamish Blake from australia.
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Jimmy Carr Bill Bailey Eddie Izzard Although not necessarily in that order.....
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hey larry the cable guy
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Mitch Hedberg :)
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Eddie Izzard George Carlin Bill Engvall It rotates amoung the three of them depending on my mood.
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No standing up but Larry King sitting down!
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Donald Rumsfeld.
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i like Denis Leary:)
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J. Leno! Peerless indeed! Bless, Prof. Mes
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Flacco and the Sandman, closely followed by Paul McDermott.
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Ron James. http://www.ronjames.ca/ .
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sitting bull
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george carlin is classic. :) too bad he died. :(
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In my office there one girl and one lady are trying to jealous me always. Before joining that lady she was very happy with me even I am not chatting with her etc. and not interfering her personnel life and she also not interfering in my personal life. But after joining that lady she /lady wants that she must be sit with somewhere else not with us. That lady was not doing anything in the office instead of doing reading newspapers at all times and gossips in phones. When that lady joined the office I was doing her respect but she always trying to insult me by saying that I am not understanding what are you saying etc. She was insulted me because I completed my schooling from govt. Sr. Sec. School. But she didn’t now how to work in the office, she is 0, I and my friend teach her like computer etc. But after that she wants to be very claver, now I am doing my lunch alone not with that girl. They both are showing that they are very rich but actually they are beggar type of person. I want to ask you what will do in this situation.
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I like Jeff Dunham though I don't know if he's classified stand up comedian or not but I love him. He's so funny
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I don't have just one fav, I like so many. I'll say Winston Spear though, just because he came to mind first.
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I'm gonna go with Mitch Hedberg who a lot of people don't know of, but his death at a young age was SUCH a loss to the comedy community.
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Demetri Martin, check him out.
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oh yeah. saw that on c.c. thanks for the vid. + points
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I love Ellen Degenerous' stand up!
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I liked George Carlin and Steven Wright.
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lewis black
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Steven Wright
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Pablo Fransisco! Little TORTILLA BOY!
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Dave Attel. And Dennis Leary because he is a pissed off version of myself.
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Billy Connolly, sorry the video is so old. If you are offended by the F word DO NOT start the video.
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right now I really dig Jim Gaffigan. I've burned myself out on Mitch Hedberg, Steven Wright, Emo Philips...all those guys. Gaffigan is refreshing. http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mq9gbX9kH8o
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George Carlin
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Craig Ferguson.
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chopper rude
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Jeff Dunham..
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Lee Evans i saw him live 2 weeks ago was great!
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jony lever
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Jeff Dunham, and Katt Williams. NINJA VANISH *poof*
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I have a few which I can't decide which is best :- Eddie Izzard Russell Brand Billy Connolly
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i like this guy after watching this video of him http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U-e904yTeQ tell me what you think of him.
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"I KEEL YOU!" . I saw him in concert a few months ago! My wife and I laughed our *sses off!
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I like Bill Maher for he tells it like it is,I agree with his thinking,and he takes satire to a new level.He is at least,like George Carlin,can mix humor with the human condition.
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Without a doubt, of all time, Red Skelton. No one has ever come close. I do like Bob Newhart.
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Billy Connolly.
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George W Bush
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Carlin. With Pyror a very close second.
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