ANSWERS: 6
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Call the police and report, while adding, "If it's a fat man in a red suit driving a sleigh with 8 reindeer, tell the SOB he's early." +5
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Grab the shotgun. It's too early for Saint Nick. +5 Keithold
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Wake my husband up!
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nothing, it's probably a raccoon or squirrel. If I thought it were a person, I'd get the gun
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Nothing, it's always the cat.
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Squirrels. +5
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