What actor do you think would make a really bad James Bond?

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• This James Bond will grab a hidden weapon that he carries inside his pants!

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  by Starmaster on March 24th, 2007

• Yikes!!! Now that's a scary thought.

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  by - retroglide - on March 24th, 2007

• LOL +4 He would probably be able to beat the bad guys though ;-)

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  by science_geek on March 24th, 2007

• ewwwww LoLoLoL!!!

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  by - retroglide - on March 24th, 2007

• glad you enjoyed it.

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  by science_geek on March 24th, 2007

• I did. It's funny!!! :o)

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  by - retroglide - on March 24th, 2007

• One possible plot: James Bond beating the meat's industry corruption!

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  by Starmaster on March 24th, 2007

• Or Bond foils a plot to replace the Sesame Street characters with communist moles.

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

• Lol!

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  by Anonymous on March 31st, 2007

• Either way, he would be excellent at beating the forces of evil off.

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  by science_geek on April 2nd, 2007

• LOL! EWWW

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  by - retroglide - on April 2nd, 2007

• ROTFL That's an ewww from me too :)

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  by Anonymous on April 2nd, 2007

• I'm glad you are enjoying it. How did he get the name Pee Wee anyway?

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  by science_geek on April 2nd, 2007

• The doctor who performed his circumcision offered that suggestion.

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  by Stableboy on April 2nd, 2007

• Ah... So it was excercise therapy to possibly enhance him that got him into trouble? Or was there possibly a slip of the knife?

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  by science_geek on April 2nd, 2007

• Neither. Just an observant doctor with a flair for name selection.

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  by Stableboy on April 2nd, 2007

• LOL.

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  by science_geek on April 2nd, 2007

• perfect.

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  by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on April 18th, 2007

• LOL!! that is so true!

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  by Hazard on September 11th, 2007

• TOO FUNNY : ) Please accept some points for cheering me up today : )

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  by Anonymous on September 18th, 2007

• Wonderful! Thanks! =])

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  by - retroglide - on September 18th, 2007

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  by OnlineFreeCinema on November 29th, 2009

• oh good

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  by samoo123 on December 8th, 2009

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• Especially if Fat Albert is part of his crew!

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  by LynfromNM on March 24th, 2007

• LOL! Exactly!

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  by PrettyPirate on March 24th, 2007

• He tried something like that, Leonard Part 6, and it was such a bad movie that he was embarrassed and apologetic for a while

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  by Starmaster on March 24th, 2007

• I will not rest until I see that.

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  by PrettyPirate on March 24th, 2007

• Bond, James Bond... want some pudding?

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  by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 24th, 2007

• lmao.

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  by PrettyPirate on March 24th, 2007

• hey, hey, hey.

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  by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on March 24th, 2007

• Thats frickin awesome. PP, that is the best answer ever.

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

• Why, thank you Miss Penny :)

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  by PrettyPirate on April 18th, 2007

• Welcome, darlin.

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

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• Danny DeVito! ROFL.

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  by PrettyPirate on March 24th, 2007

• ROTFL "I'm Mini... Mini me"

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  by Barcaluv on March 24th, 2007

• Is that you Verne? lol

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  by gtravels loves her life penguin on March 24th, 2007

• LOL

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  by Barcaluv on March 24th, 2007

• LOL! Mar. 24;)

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  by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on February 7th, 2008

• hehehehehe.....that day is vaguely familiar in my mind;)

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  by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 12th, 2008

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• Lol!

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• That photo is enough to scare the casting agents away.

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

• Nice one, SaraZita.

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

• THANKS, Penny!

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  by SaraZita on April 18th, 2007

• He would be WAY too awkward to be James Bond. Hilarious as he is, not the Bond type. Np, SZ.

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

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• can i add more names as i think of them ????

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  by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on March 24th, 2007

• Go ahead.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• cool thanks i will .

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  by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on March 24th, 2007

• who docked me for this , its a great answer,

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  by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on April 18th, 2007

• OMG! Is Angelina Jolie A MAN!?

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  by I Are Yogi Bear on August 23rd, 2008

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• You're right, completely wrong for Bond, a Bond girl maybe; but, definitely not for Bond.

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  by unknown on March 24th, 2007

• she'd sure make a hot Bond girl, though!

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  by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on December 27th, 2007

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• Have you ever seen “The Lake House”?  Excellent movie!  One of the most suprising things is that in this movie, Keanu Reeves actually does a very competent job of acting.  So if he can act as well as he did in this movie, why hasn't he done so in any other movie?

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  by Anonymous on March 24th, 2007

• I could go into this... but I'll keep it short and to the point. He is very stiff. He was okay in Speed. =)

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  by Fun on March 24th, 2007

• "He makes a bad anything" - Winnner Best Quip of the Morning!

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

• Haha. I don't get his appeal one bit.

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  by Fun on March 24th, 2007

• You don't think he's cute? I thought all the ladies liked that part at least...

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

• Totally, Fun. I'm so tired of Keanu. He annoys the crap out of me! Who do you think would win in a fight, Tom, or Keanu?

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

• Keanu. Tom is like 5 feet tall.

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  by Fun on April 18th, 2007

• Short doesn't mean nuthin. *pout* I'm like 5'5. :P

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

• I'm 5'2 hahaha... the T.C. is a wimp!

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  by Fun on April 18th, 2007

• lol True. Even us girls are taller than him! Must be awkward for Katy...

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

• She is HUGE!

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  by Fun on April 18th, 2007

• Is she? I can't even imagine what the sex would be like. Sex with stilts maybe?

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

• Ew stop now. EWWWWWWWW

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  by Fun on April 18th, 2007

• Buahahaha!

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

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• Very scary...

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  by CelticNomad on March 24th, 2007

• more than scary

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  by wobalome on March 24th, 2007

• lmfao. He could so be bond!...

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  by natzter the bionic has a broken hand on June 14th, 2007

• The odds that he hasn't touched a child inappropriately are slim to none.

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  by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on July 20th, 2008

• and I don't mean with a foam mallet.

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  by Aintthatapip - Kevonian Overlord on July 20th, 2008

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• Christian Bale? He'd be a great bond!

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  by SaraZita on March 24th, 2007

• He seems like great horror movie fodder to me.... he should be a bad guy, he's scary!

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  by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 24th, 2007

• I think he's scary-hot!

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  by SaraZita on March 24th, 2007

• hot? no scary-hot is James Marsters or Jeremy Irons.... Christian Bale is just plain scary lol

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  by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 24th, 2007

• to each his/her own I guess ;)

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  by SaraZita on March 24th, 2007

• The Wiggles killed me. Hysterical.

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  by unknown on March 24th, 2007

• I would absolutely love to see one of the wiggle's guys to do a James Bond movie, that would be hilarious.

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  by In London from 3-31 to 4-7--GTA Master on March 24th, 2007

• '007 Head and shoulders knees and toes..... I mean Bond, James Bond and eyes and ears and mouth and nose....

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  by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on March 24th, 2007

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• Lol! Rob Schneider would be great!

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• There's something I never want to see again...

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  by Anonymous on March 31st, 2007

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• Yeah, the voice. Yikes. Scares the cockroaches out of the walls... but the evil genius just laughs.

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

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• It's an idea. I kinda like Will Smith - in his own way, as an American actor, he's broken a lot of ground. He was the first Black actor to get White roles, if you know what I mean.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

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• OMG I totally could. Depp in a nice suit? *drools all over herself and makes a mess* Uh, I'll be back...

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  by Penny The Wise on April 18th, 2007

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• So this avatar: is that you? Are you the artist, too?

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

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• Yeah, unless there's an evil villain who can be foiled by mugging for the camera!

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

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• "Can you say 'shaken, not stirred'? I thought you could. What sort of martini do we drink, boys and girls?"

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  by Stableboy on March 24th, 2007

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• LMAO!! True that +

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  by Mrs.Dufresne on February 27th, 2008

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• ..or Keanu? Dude, check out the ride! Sweet!

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  by CelticNomad on March 24th, 2007

• LOL yeah that'd be bad.

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  by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on March 24th, 2007

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• Oh man, he really would.

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  by Zebulon on January 21st, 2008

• I like Seinfeld, but he would be whining through the whole Bond film. " Oh man, I gotta climb down this wall, and jump onto that motorcycle, that's insane!"

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  by thekingcobra63 on January 21st, 2008

• And he wouldn't like any of the girls.
  "She eats each pea separately!"

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  by Zebulon on January 21st, 2008

• no doubt, the Bond girls would all be messed up in some way!

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  by thekingcobra63 on January 21st, 2008

• Is he actually good in anything?

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  by Halskiisaklink on January 21st, 2008

• I think his stand up is horrible and I like his show, but I think the only thing that holds it up is the supporting actors. I guess he isn't too bad though.

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  by Zebulon on January 21st, 2008

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• That's pretty high.

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  by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on December 15th, 2007

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• LOL!!!

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  by Mrs.Dufresne on February 27th, 2008

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• I'd still like to see some of them give it a go!

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  by Anonymous on September 20th, 2007

• Prince Charles, 007...
  What kind of supergadgets will he pull out from behind his ears THIS time?

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  by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on November 23rd, 2007

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• Ha Ha.. that's exactly what I was going to say... or will ferrell...lol

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  by Ocean is gone... on September 3rd, 2007

• lol! Will ferrell would be terrible!

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  by Shelby on September 3rd, 2007

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• FOMGE, what a 'unique' new avatar you have. Nice answer, btw. On another note, all three of those men can't sing for shit.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• I hate this avatar, but the one of my face was getting old. And I couldn't find any ones that suit me so I made this one, and slapped the initials on there for it to look less random. (Which doesn't make sense, because that is a part of my name, but ehh..)I haven't heard Shatner, but I know the other two are horrid. They are bad singers, but I'm pretty sure they couldn't act their way out of a paper bag, either. Especially Bond. (Oh, and what is FOMGE? Or maybe just the "F," and "E"?)

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• I haven't heard Busey sing either (Shatner is poor). FOMGE is a backronym I made up because it sounds better said out loud than 'OMG' - Fucking Oh My God Eggplant.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• I heard Busey sing on television once, on some special, and needless to say, it wasn't deserving of a show made special for it. So, FOMGE is a "backronym," huh? Did you make that up, too? Lol. That's a new one-- eggplants are always my first choice when trying to think of something random when prompted to, though.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• They are certainly random in the sense that I can't fathom why anybody would want to eat one. I think backronym as a term already exists, so sorry I didn't make it up.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Does it really? Well. Now I feel un-educated, and embarassed for pointing my un-educated-ness out. I've never had an eggplant, I decided I would hate them before it got to that point.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• Ah, yes there are plenty of things like that. You're not uneducated, just a little unfamiliar - like a virginal plumber.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Well, I'm glad you included the simile in there to clarify it for me... Hahah. I feel like I should have known that backronym thing... Oh well. It's not like I'll ever be using it around people in my surroundings, anyway. Heh.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• Uh... Why not? Don't they know what 'acronym' means either?

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• I live in an area full of hicks and backwoods morons. It's possible, but not highly probable.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• Oh noes. How do you cope?

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• By not getting out much, and immersing my self in things that mostly necessitate being alone. Such as listening to music. Or getting on the computer. Or reading. And when I am a photographer (which I will be, since I decided I will settle for nothing else), I won't have to be surrounded by a bunch of people I hate through a 9 hour work day. That much. I am mostly introverted anyway, so it's easier to cope like that.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• I know the feeling. Being introverted can be a great defence mechanism, but it sucks when you're in a situation where you have to meet new people (like when I started university earlier this year).

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Yeah, I've put myself in a similar situation for next year. Only in that I'm doing dual enrollment for high school and college in August. After that, I will have to go there full-time, finish up any core credits, and then I'm going to another college to pursue my major. And I am going to get a job sooner or later (which sucks, I hate everywhere in the area) so I can save for college and this damned expensive camera I am forcing myself to save up for. I need a digital one, the manuals they teach us to use are going to be obsolete in college. I'm really screwing myself over in the social aspect, but I suppose it's for a good cause, so I can learn to deal.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• That's good. Really, money comes first, as much as certain rich people would like to believe otherwise. If you are going to aim for a career, the social life can wait.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Yeah, that's what I think, too. I hate saving money, it makes me feel like I have no room for any enjoyment. Especially when looking at it as a whole. I have to save for a car, insurance and anything else that is needed for the car, college classes plus expenses and books, major testing, a camera, lenses for the camera, etc etc... It doesn't sound like too much but it adds up so fast. Ah well. Having a somewhat structured life makes me feel kind of important, though, I have to admit. Lol...

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• Heh, I suppose it's always good to feel important. But the stereotype says that arty photography people are all over the place and don't have any structure in their lives.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Are you trying to rain on my parade? Hahah. I will be an exception to that stereotype, then. Somewhat. I kind of want a loose structure; I don't want to feel bound by it. I don't know, I'm too indecisive about everything to decide what I want to go on in my life. Right now, the structure for the most part is being induced by my parents and school counselor. It's all just kind of happening, and I go along with it, heheh.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• Well, there's nothing wrong with that I guess. But you get sick of having your life handled by other people after a while - although we all can't move outside of our spheres of influence unless THEY want us to anyway.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Well, I'm not letting anyone make important decisions for me or anything, so it's alright. I already had to go against some wishes already, particularly the of the school. I was asked to take a full schedule (the school just wants more money for funding by me taking un-necessary classes!), wait until the next year to start college, and find a major that is more in demand. What kind of school tells you to pursue a more popular major and wait to go to college?! I was only supposed to take 1 class next year, but was encouraged to take more. I just pissed them off because I said I would, and I chose two more photography classes, when they meant math and science. Hahah. It was a funny conversation with those people, really...

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 24th, 2007

• It's interesting, you never really can tell if they honestly want to help you, themselves, or if they're just trying not to get fired.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 25th, 2007

• Well, you can rule that first one out. That is probably on the bottom of their priority list. I can hardly get ahold of the people I need to talk to, and when I do, they rush and try and pressure me. I guess they're just doing their jobs, but it'd be nice if they didn't completely disregard the fact that it is my future they are trying to rush me through.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 25th, 2007

• Sometimes it seems like that, but their job is to help you. So you get a bit of both.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 25th, 2007

• I suppose that's true, but the lack of consideration sometimes is frustrating to me. I mean, I really don't have to deal with it too much longer there, so I'm not going to worry myself to death over it because there are better things to worry about. It's just a little annoying is all.

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  by donovan reynolds. on March 26th, 2007

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• Aw! I think Charlie Chaplin would be rather good... and there are certainly worse American actors out there than George Clooney.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• yes, but i still think they'd both make a really bad james bond.

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  by doodlethenoodle on March 24th, 2007

• If you say so.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

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• You mean Rowan Atkinson?

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Yes, couldn't recall his actual name. Funny guy though.

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  by Thundercleese on March 24th, 2007

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• Hah! He'd want to be James Bond so bad, you can just tell by the way he talks.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• Wants to play with a the 'nukuler' toys that Q would supply...

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  by CelticNomad on March 24th, 2007

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• I think Sacha Baron Cohen would make a rather good James Bond... just so long as the plot of the movie wasn't set in the Middle East.

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  by Halskiisaklink on March 24th, 2007

• SBC is hot. I'd totally buy him as Bond.

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  by PrettyPirate on March 24th, 2007

• absolutely! i thought i was a dissolute degenerate to fancy SBC!

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  by Emmagirl wants to leave and not leave... on June 2nd, 2007

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• I think he would be a wonderful choice if they made a spoof. I love John Cleese!

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  by Jade on June 2nd, 2008

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• ROTFLMAO!!!!!

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  by Mrs.Dufresne on February 27th, 2008

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