ANSWERS: 54
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In front of your family
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After you PUKE!
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When you see a herpes canker sore on one of your mate's lips. +5
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While he is holding my hair back as I puke into the toilet! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! ROFL!!! +6
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While eating that really stink cheese.
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When you're sick. AND before the minister says, "you may kiss the bride". They don't like that. Must wait! lol +4
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At work. PDA... lol!
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There are several times when it is wrong to kiss: 1. When you are ill and can transmit germs. 2. When you are in public, as kissing should be done in private, unless it's a kiss goodbye. 3. When you don't feel like kissing. 4. When the other person isn't yours to kiss.
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When you're kissing somebody else's partner.
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After you used the Potty #2
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All times, for me. I simply do not like kisses.
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During a gynocology examination or colinoscopy.
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...when ONE of you--is shaving ...after ONE of you--has vomitted ...after ONE of you--has taken a bite of a SH*T sandwich ...after ONE of you--has knocked out a tooth ...when ONE of you--has a "sticky face" ...right AFTER waking up!!!!
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When Dad's standing in the doorway with an AK47!
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In front of you boyfriend's wife...
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Right after you've regurgitated a lunch of spaghetti with garlic salt, and a side salad with blu-cheese dressing.
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During a funeral
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While parallel parking between a Lamborghini and Tesla Roadster.
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there aint one
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When you are vomiting. LOL +4
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wow! you guys really provided lots of great answers, different times when it's wrong time to kiss. . my best man at my wedding toasted us - he'd done a little research at the library and found that couples that shared kisses every day were more likely to be happy and stay married! i think that kissing your lover or partner ought to be prescriptive, prophalactic, and just enjoyable.
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When your mouth is full of a third party's cum.
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While watching a really, really scary movie or while HE is watching his favourite sport and HIS team is playing - bad time!
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In front of people I think It makes me feel weird
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Right after eating a tuna with liver and onions sandwich?
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when one of you is driving.
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1.when you have bad breath 2.suffer from cotton mouth 3.have hand, mouth, and foot disease or any saliva transmittable disease 4.When your mouth was just somewhere nasty 5.when you just ate some shell fish or peanuts and your partner has severe allergies to whatever you ate.
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When her husband is looking.
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When either of you are sick
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When your pooping
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when the person isnt even there for you to kiss them
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I would say the first date.
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After you found out you have mono, or H1N1
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After someone has just thrown-up.....nasty!!!
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When your lips are pointing at someone's butt
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DO not kiss an attractive woman when your wife is watching unless you like to sleep on the couch... LOL
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after italian dinner
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After eating an onion bhaji dipped in spicy garlic sauce
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Its never the wrong time :]. Except after ranch.. *shutters*
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Dont kiss after sports. its gross.
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after eating garlic
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When you are about ready to sneeze..
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when on the toilet..ew stinky
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While your wife is giving birth, and the baby is crowning:)
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at work, eating, in the bathroom.
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At a family reunion. +5
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When you're brushing your teeth.
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when I'm pushing your 10 lb baby out.
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.after thE kissEE just left an actual porn scene. ..and when onE member is breaking out with herpes on thE lips. *sorry for the mental pictures*
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When it isn't your spouse.
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right after your girlfriend gave you a rimjob
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If I knew, I wouldn't be a loner. +5
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after power-chucking.
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when m mad i bite :P
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