I just sneezed 5 times instead of my usual 3, according to ab members, am i pregnant, got the swine flu, or an obama lover ? :P
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-Icy-
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You are sterile, have a herpes complex and are giving birth to the new Messiah.
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Your lucky ,another 5 and you'd be dead
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Twins Icy. Twins. +5
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You are a pregnant Obamam lover with a propensity for pork.
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none of the above ... you are gay secretly in love with your best friend while your s/o is sleeping around with others at the same time
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Its 6 sneezes and then your definatly pregnant...so you are very lucky it was only 5:-)
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Your eggo is prago. :P
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You will win the lotto, have a hunky lover, fantastic health and watch any more sneezes which may void all of this. +5
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5 times = 5 babies you will probably make a world record, be annouced as a honoured member of your town and maybe get a statue of fertility (of you) near the white house ;) Grats! ;P
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You probably have allergies. And if you are pregnant, too much sneezing may cause a miscarriage.
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You could have Allergies, a Cold or the Flu. I have a bad cold for a week now; and if you ran into me at the local store you would not want to be in my company. I can not stop coughing. LOL I was wondering if this is Swine Flu? Last week the Health Department said vaccines would be available this week. This week I am getting voice mail and no call back from them. No one has the Vaccines. I am sure you will be fine Icy your a strong person. +4 Icy for asking about what is on everyones mine.
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Virgin, Bird Flu, "Sailin' with Palin in '12"
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im gonna go with obama lover but i could be wrong
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Ohhhhhh....the prognosis isn't good for you, not at all! Your future has a colostomy bag in it, for sure. Bad, very bad. I hope you have your last will and testiment up to date. And a living will would be a good thing to have, too. And see your priest for Last Rites and confession too. Before you go to sleep tonight. ;)~
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Swine Flu, no doubt!
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It means you threw some tea bags at Bush. Wait, no...that means you threw some shows at a teacup...oh wait no, it means all anonymous are evil, and the sneezing denotes uh...some pill of some kind or another.
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for me, it takes six sneezes for me to get the sniffles. with just five, i would say you are still in love with mr. obama.
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Allergies? :o
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Why not all three?
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All of the above!
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Maybe you got pregnant by Obama when you had swine flu and your defenses were down? Oink Oink
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You're not pregnant, no swine flu, neither a obama lover, in fact you're well short of my record of 20 to 30 sneezed/ minute. :P
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I just say "bless you" five times and hand you back your lovely pink hanky you dropped while sneezing, ma'am. :-) +4 Icy
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you get pregnant and babies = 5
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None of the above, you have allergies or a cold.
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Obama just sneezed twice....that may have something to do with your extra two times. +5
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