What would you do if a Tyrannosaurus rex was chasing you?
by 
neilychops
ANSWERS: 11
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First of all, I do not believe in evolution so I believe that the T Rex and man co-existed. I believe that T Rex chased men. I would have slow, fat friends. I would RUN!! Run faster than the T Rex or at least faster than my slower friend.
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I would call my friend Fred Flintstone to help me!!
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Turn round and shout, "you can't exist in spatio-temporal reality, because the bible says so."
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I would stop and tell him that I know a good lawyer, and if he promised not to eat me I would get my friend to represent him in court and sue those doctors who prescribed the thalidomide drug to his pregnant mother.
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Fact from fiction, truth from diction. If I ever found myself in that predicament I would seek to hide in a concrete drainage pipe or a grove of cactus.
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Kiss my ass goodbye.
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Get munched upon, most likely.
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Make sudden 90 degree turns. T-rexs may be fast but they steer like a cow.
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Stand still they can't see you unless you move!
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i would grab a twig and chase him down until i get my revenge and not a big twig a really scronny one that will make it look like a b!tch when it runs then i would find a horde of zombies to eat it
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I don't like my next-door neighbors, so I'd run straight at their house and then make a sudden cut to the right at the last second. Hopefully Rex would crash into their house and then be so distracted that it forgot about me.
trouble315 
Mrs. C 
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