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by Big Dan on October 12th, 2009
Several years ago I went to a tattoo parlor to get my dick tattooed to look like Oscar the Grouch. I thought the ladies would think it was cute. Turns out my penis isn't really shaped like Oscar the Grouch (its more of a Bert shape) so it just looks like I have a green penis with eyes. The main problem I've had with ladies is that they think its supposed to be a caterpillar and the thought of putting a big green bug in their vag really turns them off. I've had somewhat better luck with Christian girls since they think its the Pickle from Veggie Tales.
by gaprincess on January 28th, 2011
No thanks.I'm white and once you go white,you know you're right.Leave it alone.
by Twista on October 11th, 2009
It won't look alien, it will look rotten. Keep your meat fresh, man.
by CalvinCD on October 11th, 2009
bad idea dude. that'll hurt a lot. and i don't think very many women will dig it. just wear glow in the dark rubbers. same effect.
by Porter on October 12th, 2009
I want to go and get fuck this tatoo right about my dick and have the lasar hair removle done i can be smooth all the time.
by jp29619 on May 3rd, 2010
one day i used food colloring to make my dick green but i wanted it to look like a snake
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by ifuckleather on February 3rd, 2012
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Does anyone have a foot or toe fetish?
by billchr on January 30th, 2012
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ladies would u find it gross if a guy you were seeing had one huge nut compared to having 2 regular size?
by bigmike38 on January 29th, 2012
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I have sexual fetish for Justin Beiber. Hoe would you kill me?
by John McCain on January 28th, 2012
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Does anyone else get turned on by fainting?
by rose.gove on February 4th, 2012
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You're reading Some white women prefer their own race, others prefer dark meat. Are their any women out there that like green dicks? I'm asking cause I want to tatoo my dick green so that it looks like an alien dick. Would you ladies touch something like this?
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Yeah! Hehehehe! That beats my idea all to hell doesn't it?! Lol! :-D I think I'm sticking with CalvinCD's answer. Thanks for sharing! :-)
by Gross on October 16th, 2009