Some white women prefer their own race, others prefer dark meat. Are their any women out there that like green dicks? I'm asking cause I want to tatoo my dick green so that it looks like an alien dick. Would you ladies touch something like this?
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bad idea dude. that'll hurt a lot. and i don't think very many women will dig it. just wear glow in the dark rubbers. same effect.
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It won't look alien, it will look rotten. Keep your meat fresh, man.
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Several years ago I went to a tattoo parlor to get my dick tattooed to look like Oscar the Grouch. I thought the ladies would think it was cute. Turns out my penis isn't really shaped like Oscar the Grouch (its more of a Bert shape) so it just looks like I have a green penis with eyes. The main problem I've had with ladies is that they think its supposed to be a caterpillar and the thought of putting a big green bug in their vag really turns them off. I've had somewhat better luck with Christian girls since they think its the Pickle from Veggie Tales.
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I want to go and get fuck this tatoo right about my dick and have the lasar hair removle done i can be smooth all the time.
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