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by Brian on October 8th, 2009
Plant a sign that says, "Tokyo", with an arrow pointing in the opposite direction from the one in which I'll be running.
Just in case it's Godzilla and he fireblasts the sign without reading it, I'll be wearing a sign that says, "Not Tokyo".
Also along the way I'll have planted signs saying, "Lonely T Rex babe looking for hot guy with radioactive fire breath", with arrows pointing away from me. :p
by TheJoker on October 8th, 2009
Turn & fight...... there's no moster worse than humans!
by dave1100 on October 8th, 2009
run like hell and and dont look back and just hope you are faster than it is
by SoulSearcher on October 8th, 2009
Turn around and face it head on. Aint ya seen the movies girl, you can't outrun the monsters.
by Tom on October 8th, 2009
If it friendly, I'll meet it and make friends, If it's dangerous and violent, I'll shoot it. If it's imaginary, I'll seek professional help!
by Ray Del Sol on October 8th, 2009
Face them, we will each have to eventually face our own monsters!
by malavase on October 8th, 2009
dream world: take the samurai sword i own and fight, chop into little pieces and have supper
reality world: run!!! hoping all the while that i am the fastest runner amongst us all and scream :)
by Frozen Crow on October 8th, 2009
would never happen, id be after him!
by MusicalChef on October 8th, 2009
Call my good friend BrundleFly to come over and melt his ass.
by Zack on October 8th, 2009
If this thing is Godzilla sized, there's not much you can do but run and not get your arse bit off.
by Old School on October 8th, 2009
Hope that it's SaraMonster...;-D..
http://www.answerbag.com/profile/?id=212517
She's welcome to chase me anytime...;-D...
by Cruiser on October 8th, 2009
Trip my mother in law! lol!
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 8th, 2009
Load my Mosin Nagant.
(that's not me in the video, btw.)
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on October 8th, 2009
Sick my Macaw after him. His squak and beak alone would scare the living daylights out of anything. ;s
by Stevie on October 8th, 2009
Assume I'm on Scare Tactics and either get mauled by a real monster or ruin the episode to the point that they can't play it on TV.
by philosopher on October 8th, 2009
I am a really nice person until I am provoked. It better fear for it's wellbeing.
by Jacques on October 8th, 2009
Pray that it's the one from Loch Ness, because I'm certain it doesn't exist.
by randomguy on October 8th, 2009
Get out of Tokyo
by Anonymous T on October 8th, 2009
I thought it's some other one,
but that's just my shadow.
So I move along.
by Gene H on October 8th, 2009
I listen to the music. As long as it's scary, I keep running and hiding. When it becomes just movie music or fades away because the monster is chasing someone else and the music goes there, I go on about my business.
by -Icy- on October 8th, 2009
deal with and move on all ready +5
by Bob on October 8th, 2009
hi lynn!
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all i'd have to do is run away from the monster faster than you, hey? :)
by Amorphous Blob on October 8th, 2009
Run towards a group of little kids, who'll scatter and distract the monster, besides being slower than me.
by ThatGuyTed on October 9th, 2009
I don't run well, so if it were smaller, or not too much bigger than me I'd turn and fight. If it was REALLY big. I'd still charge it, run between its legs, or otherwise get behind it and keep going.
by Eclipse sleeping by moonlight on October 8th, 2009
Reach a mutual understanding and either become friends, partners, or move along.
by Shirou on October 8th, 2009
If it's a small one,i'll try to kick him off..
If it's a big one,i'm not that stupid.. Better get going
by ANONYMOUS on October 8th, 2009
Throw my mother in law in his path and run like hell!!! lol
by jostafine on October 8th, 2009
Offcourse ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
by guitar_player2009 on October 8th, 2009
Stab him with the back end of my guitar!!!!
by urk on October 9th, 2009
If it's in a hurry I'd just step aside and let it pass.
by Anonymous on October 9th, 2009
try to outrun him
by Moley the contrary female dragon on October 9th, 2009
Run like hell tripping up anyone slower than me and putting footmarks up their back. Perhaps eating them will slow it down LOL
If in water I will be slicing through it like polaris missile throwing children behind me.(just like Billy Connolly said) LOL
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