by 
RobotMan
ANSWERS: 39
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Enter!
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Call the police
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beat the crap out of you
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Point a gun at you and make you leave naked.
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I would say ''Hey,you waiting for my wife?!'' and beat you.
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hit you with my baseball bat
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Sleep on my back that night!
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I will grab you by the nose, lead you to the front door and throw you out with a kick in your naked b*tt.
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i'd invite my university football team over for a party!
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I would have to set fire to my bed & linens !
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I dont date out of my species!
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Since you are a guy, I would tell you to get the f**k out of my room and let you chance back into your clothes out side where everyone can see.
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figure i must have really drank more beers than intended and wonder what i had missed. +5
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I would pick the first weapon up available an hit you with it.
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i would shoot you,lol
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use your balls for hall decor and send you on your way
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Offer you my hat.
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Leave and send my friend Bertha over.
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yell for my husband & my dog.
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Throw you out of the window....DUH!!!
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I would assume you were looking for sex. Being that I don't know you, I would ask how the hell you got into my bedroom and unless you looked like Mathias Lauridsen, I might ask you to leave.
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Hmmmmmmmm, wash the sheets would be pretty high on the list!
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I would say...Put some cloths on and call a cab holmes, you just crossed muh line.
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If i didn't invite you in the first place, i'd hit you over the head with a lamp and call the cops.
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Throw you a blanket...cause it is obviously cold in the room from the looks of things, then toss your butt out.
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cut off your penis with a blunt rusty knife!
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tell you to take a number and get back in line like everyone else . ;-)
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Turn around, walk out, walk around the block, come back and pray that you are at least in some clothes by now cause we will definately have to talk about this!
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If you don't already know you are in the wrong place then I'll explain how you are so much not my type. Then after you have at least left the bed its time for new sheets. You can have the sofa if your really need it.
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Grab your wallet and run.
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That very much depends. Are you hot and cute?
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-load the magazine in my m4 magazine pouch, -charge the charging handle. -point said weapon at you
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You'd meet my dog's teeth. Unless I knew you and you're hot to me and it was prearranged. Then your c**k would likely meet my mouth . . . teeth a tiny bit cuz they're a part of my mouth, but most would be covered or else I wouldn't have the great rep that I have :) lol
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I would honestly beat ur ass..like kick the shit out of u and u would be crying to mommy.Honest answer.
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I would ask ask you why you are in my bed, threaten you with citizens arrest (breaking an entering), and most probably either call the police or use one of my very sharp Katans to show you to the door.
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Take the bed to the dump and fumigate the house
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Ask you to scooch over a bit and offer to share my popcorn with you, I hope you don't mind animated action films.
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I would throw your clothes away then call the local news so everyone can get a look..I hope you don't blush when a camera is on you!! lol
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Growl, so you would run away, screaming. You've already eaten our porridge and broken my son's chair!
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