ANSWERS: 10
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Pretend I was still asleep. +5
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Try to get them to replace what they broke. Good luck getting that done, huh?
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Casually tell them that they got the wrong house, the polygamists are next door, then go back to sleep.
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Back stroke.
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ask them if they want me to put coffee on and could I go for donuts?
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I would probably need to change my bedsheets, guns and police officers have that effect on me when I'm tired.
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Stand there in my speedo's and scream: Wrong house again..........Dummies! now who's paying for the lock!
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Before or after I change my underwear ?
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I've been pulled over by the SWAT team before and for some reason, my 1st instict was to throw my hands in the air.
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Get the brown pants on and the well padded nighty
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