ANSWERS: 5
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Ohmigosh, what an ugly kid! Spoken to a parent of that particular kid would be an example.
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No, those pants don't make your butt look big, your big fat ass makes your butt look big.
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Anytime your wife asks you a question about anything having to do with her weight or appearance
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Telling the bride what you REALLY think of her wedding dress, as she's walking towards the altar!!
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About how much you'd love to boff your neighbor's wife at a dinner party? - ;-)
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